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frankenphone 

a cell phone that is kept functional by utilizing the parts of other phones such as keyboard, faceplate, etc.
The 'S' key on my cell phone sticks so I replaced it with the keyboard off of my boyfriend's old phone. Voila! Frankenphone!!

The screen on Joe's Blackberry was cracked, so I gave him my old Blackberry so he could make a Frankenberry or Frankenphone.
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Frankenphone 

a phone parted together from different iPhone models
My iPhone broke so I had to make a Frankenphone From my girlfriends old iPhone that got wet and exploded
Frankenphone by Ogyogurt December 16, 2018

frankenwhore 

An overtly promiscuous woman who's had so many failed boob jobs she's now missing her nipples and has a plethora of Frankenstein-like scars, and badly photoshops her face onto models bodies to use as her profile pictures on Facebook
I found this girl on Facebook and she looked pretty hot until I met her and found out she was a frankenwhore
frankenwhore by Derp_TV January 24, 2015

Frankenboner 

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.
Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.
Frankenboner by Joe Comma October 17, 2008

Frankenpine 

A cell phone tower that tries, and fails, to look like a pine tree.
They're putting up another Frankenpine near you? When are they going to learn that those things don't actually look like trees?
Frankenpine by rubygetsitdone August 18, 2011

Frankenphobia 

Morbid irrational fear of biotechnology and/or its products. Endlessly incited by born-again hippie fundamentalists, who would prefer us all to live like Freddie Flintstone. From Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (an endlessly quoted popular reference) and the suffix -phobia.
Morning Flower is spreading her Frankenphobia around again, telling everyone genetically modified tomatoes are bad for their children.

When are these very very trendy people going to accept that Frankenphobia is soooooo yesterday?
Frankenphobia by Fearman January 6, 2008

Frankenstoner

Someone who gets stoned out of their mind then can only communicate with a series of unusual grunting noises.
"Woah he's drunk"
"Ha! What a frankenstoner"