frankenwhore

An overtly promiscuous woman who's had so many failed boob jobs she's now missing her nipples and has a plethora of Frankenstein-like scars, and badly photoshops her face onto models bodies to use as her profile pictures on Facebook

I found this girl on Facebook and she looked pretty hot until I met her and found out she was a frankenwhore

by Derp_TV January 24, 2015

frankenwhore

An extremely ugly woman that still seems to be able to sleep with men

Steve Erwin (RIP): Cricky, it seems we found the elousive Frankenwhore, im gonna stick my finger in its bum.

by Kinky Kyle September 18, 2008

frankenword

Exactly like portmanteau, only much easier to remember. Two words are fused together by either joining a common syllable inbredneck or by compromising both (or possibly more) words to create an entirely new word with the combined meanings of both.

I called that rattle-trap pickup driver doing 45 in the fast lane next to an old lady that he was an inbredneck bastard for holding up traffic...of course I said it as I blew past him at 80 miles per hour.

Ex 2: "I heard a rawksome band at the club last night."

Both of these are examples of a frankenword.

by Elkrampo7 September 30, 2006

Frankenshoes

Those awful clunky clodhopper shoe-boot. Usually the wearer is not walking but clonking.
In short, they look like shoes Frankenstein wore.

Yo checkout Vampire chic with them Frankenshoes make em' any taller you'll need a step ladder to get em' on mate!

by ReyMon! November 1, 2019

Frankenhorn

An unlacquered hybrid horn, usually a Kruspe-wrap horn. One part of the horn must be nickel silver, and the other part must be yellow brass (an example is a Patterson-modified nickel silver 8D with a Conn yellow brass first branch). A Frankenhorn must be able to play stupidly loud in an orchestral setting and it should be very easy to play very loud.

When our asst. principal horn played the Frankenhorn, he played so loud in the first movement of Tchaikovsky 5 it caused the fourth horn to get really mad at him.

by Amberstream April 24, 2017

Frankenhole

The functional "vag" that was surgically created for a formally male transexual.
For those going from female to male the word would be Frankenpole.

So, umm how do they "do it" after all that trouble turning into a woman and all.

Dude, they make 'em a frankenhole that'll work sort of like a real one.

by Just another Joe January 11, 2012

frankenphone

a cell phone that is kept functional by utilizing the parts of other phones such as keyboard, faceplate, etc.

The 'S' key on my cell phone sticks so I replaced it with the keyboard off of my boyfriend's old phone. Voila! Frankenphone!!

The screen on Joe's Blackberry was cracked, so I gave him my old Blackberry so he could make a Frankenberry or Frankenphone.

by miss gradenko July 1, 2011