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Fragrancide 

The posh way of saying you just fucking shat yourself and have stunk out the whole goddamn room.

Originates from Fragrance (nice smell) and cide (to kill)
Grub1: Farts Violently*
Grub2: "aww cunt did you just fucking shit yourself"
Grub1: "fuck me, my bad mate"

Bartholomew: "oh my, I must say, did someone commit fragrancide in this very building?"

Bartholomew: violently vomits and dies*
Fragrancide by anonymous February 13, 2023
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Heinous Anus Fragrance 

Flatulence of the worst kind. A severe fart that is like an obscene phone call from nature. The air--dank, fetid, unsavory and far from fresh--feels as if it is being exhaled into one's face from a nuclear blast channeled through an unkempt brown eye. Sometimes the smell even tastes like effluvious rotting death- beer vomit, infected diarrhea, gangrene, and the mystery smell of the river entering the ocean at low tide, amplifying the intrusion of feculent compost. It is obscene and repulsive, harsh and violent at the same time. In close proximity, miles from the barking bowels of the guilty anus, the air maintains this quality of putrid death, although unknown where it acquired a tinge of Satan's rectum, perhaps due to fumes expelled by tormented souls asses being delivered by rancid demons.
A smell awoke him. It was a scent as old as time. It was a hundred aromas of a thousand skunks. It was the tang of sweaty underarm. It was the musk of rough anal sex. It was the muscular rot of Gruyère cheese in urine. It was the spice of rotting savorous road kill. Meaty and redolent of death with decay and repugnant rot. It was horrid and offensive and nauseating and obscene. It was solid and alive - so alive! And it was close, lying right next to him in fact. The vapors invaded his nostrils and his hair rose to their roots. His eyes were as heavy as manhole covers, but he opened them. Through the dying calm inside him snaked the horrible realization that she had expelled another heinous anus fragrance.

Fragrance man 

A hot homosexual man. Known for his famous wood product, pretty popular amount the girls, gays and theys 😏 quackity moons over him
"Hey, have you heard abt quacksters and fragrance mans relationship???"
"Yeah, i heard its kinda toxic but kinda spicy;)"

Fragrance freeloader 

A person who does not own any perfume/cologne and uses the free samples in department stores before a date or big night out
Person A: Mmmm that's nice perfume Rita's wearing

Person B: Yeah I saw her down at Macy's this afternoon, she's such a fragrance freeloader

fragrance mist

A fancy word used to descibe cheap bottles of perfume at the store trying to be cool. Commonly found on flower scented bottles.
"I love bodycolonges new fragrance mist called truly yours!"

"Kelly you found that in a dumpster..."

raident, carefree, dreamy, adrien. the fragrance 

raident, carefree, dreamy, adrien, the fragrance, adrien, adrien, adrien

Marinette: adrien ahhhh
Adrien: oh don’t mind the ad of mine
Marinette: you have a ad?
Also marinette: raident, carefree, dreamy, adrien. the fragrance

Post Consumption fragrance 

To Fart, bust ass, blow wind, rip one, beefed.

Another way to say it Stinks like Shit!
Person A : What is that smell?
Person B : It Smells like Post Consumption fragrance
Person A : Somebody better make sure they did not shit their pants!

Man your ass smells like Post Consumption fragrance!

Your perfume smells like Post Consumption fragrance
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