Spritzer

When you sneeze and piss yourself at the same time.

Oh my God, dude! I just let out a spritzer!

by mrfouchy April 02, 2022

fouchy

Short for fucking touchy. Used when someone keeps putting their hands on you while talking to you.

Dude, can you quit being so fouchy?!

by mrfouchy October 02, 2014

pronographic movies

Same thing as a pornographic movie, but ass-backwards. There's no action in these movies -- just some fucking dude or chick playing with their junk.

Those pronographic movies didn't get me off at all last night.

by mrfouchy January 29, 2008