Fosterism

A syndrome that happens when a redneck tries to be super intellectual, but in reality sound the biggest douchebag in the universe. It is very common for people with the is syndrome to drink, smoke, and dip excessively.

Fosterist: I believe that by wearing my Nike shirts because it is made in the United States. I believe that if you don't have shoes made in America you are a disappointment. I believe that if everyone was a Libertarian then America could be at peace
Friend: What is his problem?
Me: He has a case of Fosterism.
Friend: Ok.

by the pizza man 12345 April 8, 2015

Fosterism

The act of when someone or something looks/acts retarted

Noun: Stop being a foster.
Verb: Those people lover fosterism

by Eilliew February 15, 2023

Fosterism

The act of when someone, or something, acts/feels/is retarted

Noun: You induce fosterism in me.
Verb: Shut the hell up foster, we all know that’s not your real name.

by Eilliew February 15, 2023

fosterize

the act of breaking, butchering, or fucking something up that was perfectly fine for no reason other than personal satisfaction

Damn, you sure did fosterize that welcome mat Patrick!
Did you see the way he fosterized that car?

by Wiggly 1 March 20, 2013

Fosterisation

The slow, steady, but inevitable decline of a corporate IT infrastructure due to incompetent and technically illiterate management.

"Why can't I log on to my email this morning?"
"My guess is we've been Fosterised"
"what's Fosterisation?"
"How long have you got?"

by BigGayDave November 9, 2008

forberism

When a person who thinks they know everything, makes a comment that is ultimately very false.

Did you hear michael with his latest forberism? He thought tv was free in Poland?!

by Adasku September 20, 2020

forberism

The statement of a computer geek that has absolutely no experience or knowledge of the subject matter, only internet search engine information.

Dude "ballet dancers are trained on eggshells!"
Chick "dude wtf are you talking about, you've never seen a ballet dancer training, that's such a classic forberism!"

by Walterism September 20, 2020