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"Fresh Off The Turd". A fart released when you really have to take a shit. Particularly unpleasant as it's been sitting right on top of a turtle head.
We were on our way to eat lunch and Patrick dropped a FOTT. The windshield fogged up and I gagged in my mouth twice before I could get the back window down to puke out of it.
FOTT by ChiefK February 26, 2009
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German word for the lower back. Common in the middle rhine region, especially in and around cologne.
Au, mir tut die Fott vom Radfahren weh! (Ouch, my butt hurts from cycling)
Fott by Nasenber September 27, 2006
Related Words
fotty fottie Fott fottesega FOTTA Fottage Fottah fotten Fotter FotterBox
a combination of fucking and hott. so basically fucking hott.
Jerry: omg do you see that guy
Terry: yeah he's fott
fott by meeesh January 6, 2008
italian neologism that means "i really don't care", "i care not".
you can easily translate it with fucksaw or caresaw, but the strong meaning and sound of the talian word is difficult to imitate. so it's a good way to start speaking italian way!
spam fottesega everytime you need, it's absolutely pure pwnage and you're gonna meet lots of italian friends. and fuck lots of italian girls that will admire you for being regardless, charming and proud.

FOTTESEGA: be proud. say it loud
1)
a-"stop drinking! you're already drunk!"
b-"fottesega!"

2)
a-I got 4 GTX580 in sli, now i'm going to crash 3dmark vantage WR
b-fottesega of that lame benchmark

3)
a-stop chatting with your friends on skype and go to bed, tomorrow you have a test
b-mi fottesega, I'll copy from my classmate
fottesega by 7ornado March 26, 2011
one amongst thousand ways to say fuck off in italian (litterally: fuck yourself)
guy: ke bel culo! ke ne dici di prenderci dento 'sta spada?
girl: ke cazzo hai detto? fottiti!

guy: what a piece of ass! how 'bout takin' this sword in it?
girl: what the fuck did ya say? fuck yourself!
fottiti by rexart February 20, 2007
A werewolve that has extremely long toes and even longer pubic hair. They can be seen hanging around librarys and more than likely reek of urine and vomit. Fottles also have a very poor sence of colour co-ordination
John : Hey dude did you see that Fottles lurching around in the library

Jack : No but i thought i could smell piss

John : It's toes were so long dude, i actually thought they were fingers seriously
Fottles by Caj Ya Later June 9, 2009

Fotter Eyes 

A person whose eyes are located too close to each other, demonstrating a clear lack of genetic purity
You can tell by his Fotter Eyes that this guy is not all there.
Fotter Eyes by Anon44 November 3, 2008
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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