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Fottage

The act of rubbing against other people in a large crowd, for sexual pleasure.
Person 1: Oooo I'm feeling randy.

Person 2: (after being somewhat taken-aback at this spontaneous declaration of randyness) Lets go for a quick fottage in that large crowd of people that have ironically for the purpose of this exapmle formed itself a few metres away from us!
by Ben, 14 March 7, 2008
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footage

A piece of recent video or film.
'CCTV footage shows west London anti-terror arrest'
by jchr October 30, 2013
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frottage

frot, tribadism, dry humping, or any other no-penetration body grinding done with or without clothes in public or in private
Oh the delicious frottage! I'm still tender all over.
by annonymous July 10, 2004
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frottage cheese

Unexpected deposit occasionally resulting for the male from frottage
Cecil was displeased when he discovered the residue in his underpants after his steamy dry hump with Edna
by officeshapedprisoner May 21, 2004
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Frottage

1: The act of grinding one's body against another for sexual pleasure with clothes on.
2: The less known definition of applying a texture to a piece of paper through rubbing.
1: Man, Jill and Becky have been dancing for a while now. Probably engaging in some hot frottage.
2: This is the most splendid texture! Watson, give me my frottage tools so I can make a rubbing.
by Major-Fresh March 1, 2011
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Stock Footage

A telephone conversation skill that involves giving the impression of listening to one's interlocutor's monologue while actually focusing on a separate unrelated task that demands all of one's conscious attention. This technique allow one to focus on one of the myriad tasks that demand our time in this Information Age such as checking email, reading product labels, console video games, television subplot hermeneutics, etc.

The effective Stock Footage skill set includes (at least):
1. Subliminally registering important words,
2. Following the tone and cadence of your partner's voice while ignoring its content,
3. Judiciously interjecting soothing phrases when appropriate,
4. And, (the most expert skill) responding to the dreaded "Are you even listening to me?" or somesuch query by reconstructing from one's subconscious mind enough of the meaning of the fellow communicant's narrative to prevent a highly undesirable incidence of Color Bars.
In the following example, Speaker B is engaging in Stock Footage:

Speaker A: "...and so she says to me 'no way' and i go 'you've GOT to be kidding me' and he goes 'no you DIDN'T' and then they both started in again with the, you know, and I was like so... "

Speaker B: "So.. what?"

Speaker A: "Embarrassed, you know? Are you even listening to me?"

Speaker B; "Yes, of course, they were at it again with the same old same old can you believe it?'

Speaker A; "I know! And then she was like..."
by Sergeant Hoze July 30, 2008
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Frottage

When 2 guys rub their dicks against each other.
It's kind of hot :3
Usually you wear clothes.
1: Want to have a bit of fun?
2: Frottage?
1: Absolutely.
by Purpose Inc. June 18, 2016
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