fottiti

one amongst thousand ways to say fuck off in italian (litterally: fuck yourself)

guy: ke bel culo! ke ne dici di prenderci dento 'sta spada?
girl: ke cazzo hai detto? fottiti!

guy: what a piece of ass! how 'bout takin' this sword in it?
girl: what the fuck did ya say? fuck yourself!

fottiti by rexart February 20, 2007

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footitis

when you have hurt feet :]

ex;
Caitlin-"Josh my feet hurt."
Josh-"You've got footitis."
<3. lmfao.

footitis by CAITLIN MARY January 5, 2008

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fottiti • Fontitis • footitis • futtiti

Fontitis

Whenever you copy and paste somebodys text from one AIM conversation to another and your font changes to the copied font.

Stratomaster: i just copyed and pasted that disease name from ryan
Stratomaster: and apparently
Stratomaster: im immune to fontitis

Fontitis by Vicki Aye October 5, 2008

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fontitis

When you're typing on AIM and copy something another person says, then you go to type, and you have picked up their font. One of the most annoying and deadly things to occur on the internet.

Ah, jeez Vicki, I got fontitis.

fontitis by Timmy the Kid October 10, 2008

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futtiti

futtiti is the italian term for go f*ck yoursef

"Shut the hell up," said carl. "Futtiti "said Jason.

futtiti by imthemostEPIC September 21, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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