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Fottles

A werewolve that has extremely long toes and even longer pubic hair. They can be seen hanging around librarys and more than likely reek of urine and vomit. Fottles also have a very poor sence of colour co-ordination
John : Hey dude did you see that Fottles lurching around in the library

Jack : No but i thought i could smell piss

John : It's toes were so long dude, i actually thought they were fingers seriously
by Caj Ya Later June 9, 2009
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fottesega

italian neologism that means "i really don't care", "i care not".
you can easily translate it with fucksaw or caresaw, but the strong meaning and sound of the talian word is difficult to imitate. so it's a good way to start speaking italian way!
spam fottesega everytime you need, it's absolutely pure pwnage and you're gonna meet lots of italian friends. and fuck lots of italian girls that will admire you for being regardless, charming and proud.

FOTTESEGA: be proud. say it loud
1)
a-"stop drinking! you're already drunk!"
b-"fottesega!"

2)
a-I got 4 GTX580 in sli, now i'm going to crash 3dmark vantage WR
b-fottesega of that lame benchmark

3)
a-stop chatting with your friends on skype and go to bed, tomorrow you have a test
b-mi fottesega, I'll copy from my classmate
by 7ornado March 26, 2011
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Footless Skank

Has no morals or sense of boundaries when it comes to another womans man or the affairs of another persons heart/general emotions.
"Omg did she just dump that guy she's been with for a month to get with that girls man?"

"Yeah, she did!"

"Wow, what a footless skank !"
by Lollerskates2010 March 31, 2010
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Bear Footless

The moment everyone at your prom removes their shoes to continue dancing and later realizing you now have athletes foot
I went to prom and thanks to the football team i got some major bear footless going on.
by TeddyBear<3Bear June 9, 2011
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Fottesega

It is the English equivalent of "Iike I care" usually people used in a very low register, this isn't something you would say in formal talk but only with your friends. Sometimes it is used to say we don't care about what others think or say.
1) You're celebrating with your friends in a restaurant and you're being very loud, your friend tells you: keep your voice down men everybody is watching!

You say: Fottesega ( I couldn't care less)

2) you're all going out but someone you don't like particularly is late, you want to leave but your friend tells you : if we don't wait for her she'll be mad at you

You replay: Fottesega!
by Italiannativespeaker May 19, 2019
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Footles

Handles on the bottom of doors that let you open the door with a foot.
Thornton's gas station is the first place I saw footles in use.
by Kjahnke812 July 16, 2021
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fittlesticking

When a girl plays your dick like a fittle.
I was fittlesticking my boyfriend last night .
by Thepiedpiperpimp December 16, 2017
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