fotten
When you stick cotton up your butt as a butt plug and then hang it on your family member you’re visiting Christmas tree.
fotten by Lord crowe December 22, 2022
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Fontenization
fontenization(n) - The process of turning a noun into an adj, verb, adverb, or completely making a word up on the spot
fontenize(v) - The process of fontenizing
synonyms- word-smithing
antonym- prudezation
fontenize(v) - The process of fontenizing
synonyms- word-smithing
antonym- prudezation
Noun: "Man my professor's fontenization skills are amazing. When he can't think of a proper word to describe what he wants to convey, he just makes on up on the spot. Oh, and they make sense too!!"
Verb: "DUDE, I totally fontenized the word prude so I can have an antonym for this new word!"
Examples of fontenization:
"By the time my friend finally returned from his trip, he was totally fobized. It was as if he had lived there for years."
"In java all objects are newed."
Verb: "DUDE, I totally fontenized the word prude so I can have an antonym for this new word!"
Examples of fontenization:
"By the time my friend finally returned from his trip, he was totally fobized. It was as if he had lived there for years."
"In java all objects are newed."
Fontenization by nobodyyouhaveevermet March 25, 2010
fottesega
italian neologism that means "i really don't care", "i care not".
you can easily translate it with fucksaw or caresaw, but the strong meaning and sound of the talian word is difficult to imitate. so it's a good way to start speaking italian way!
spam fottesega everytime you need, it's absolutely pure pwnage and you're gonna meet lots of italian friends. and fuck lots of italian girls that will admire you for being regardless, charming and proud.
FOTTESEGA: be proud. say it loud
you can easily translate it with fucksaw or caresaw, but the strong meaning and sound of the talian word is difficult to imitate. so it's a good way to start speaking italian way!
spam fottesega everytime you need, it's absolutely pure pwnage and you're gonna meet lots of italian friends. and fuck lots of italian girls that will admire you for being regardless, charming and proud.
FOTTESEGA: be proud. say it loud
veal-fattening pen
A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no privacy in the veal-fattening pen, a whole series of specialized organizational products will now require purchase or you'll have no place to put your gear. i.e. T-pins instead of push-pins and so on. See also: cube farm
It is time to quit your job when the walls come in for your new veal-fattening pen; for by next week you'll be working in a cube farm.
veal-fattening pen by ginger petunia May 16, 2004
Fotzenknecht
(1)"Why he doesn't just get rid of her? He's such fotzenknecht."
(2)"He does everything she want's him to. Doesn't he know that wont lead him anywhere? Stupid fotzenknecht."
(2)"He does everything she want's him to. Doesn't he know that wont lead him anywhere? Stupid fotzenknecht."
Fotzenknecht by german definition-nazi June 10, 2011
fatten
fatten by fatwomanluv June 1, 2006
Fattening-rod
Fattening-rod by irishman555555 April 8, 2011
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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