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"Fresh Off The Turd". A fart released when you really have to take a shit. Particularly unpleasant as it's been sitting right on top of a turtle head.
We were on our way to eat lunch and Patrick dropped a FOTT. The windshield fogged up and I gagged in my mouth twice before I could get the back window down to puke out of it.
FOTT by ChiefK February 26, 2009
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German word for the lower back. Common in the middle rhine region, especially in and around cologne.
Au, mir tut die Fott vom Radfahren weh! (Ouch, my butt hurts from cycling)
Fott by Nasenber September 27, 2006
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fotty • fottie • Fott • fottesega • FOTTA • Fottage • Fottah • fotten • Fotter • FotterBox
a combination of fucking and hott. so basically fucking hott.
Jerry: omg do you see that guy
Terry: yeah he's fott
fott by meeesh January 6, 2008
italian neologism that means "i really don't care", "i care not".
you can easily translate it with fucksaw or caresaw, but the strong meaning and sound of the talian word is difficult to imitate. so it's a good way to start speaking italian way!
spam fottesega everytime you need, it's absolutely pure pwnage and you're gonna meet lots of italian friends. and fuck lots of italian girls that will admire you for being regardless, charming and proud.

FOTTESEGA: be proud. say it loud
1)
a-"stop drinking! you're already drunk!"
b-"fottesega!"

2)
a-I got 4 GTX580 in sli, now i'm going to crash 3dmark vantage WR
b-fottesega of that lame benchmark

3)
a-stop chatting with your friends on skype and go to bed, tomorrow you have a test
b-mi fottesega, I'll copy from my classmate
fottesega by 7ornado March 26, 2011
one amongst thousand ways to say fuck off in italian (litterally: fuck yourself)
guy: ke bel culo! ke ne dici di prenderci dento 'sta spada?
girl: ke cazzo hai detto? fottiti!

guy: what a piece of ass! how 'bout takin' this sword in it?
girl: what the fuck did ya say? fuck yourself!
fottiti by rexart February 20, 2007
A werewolve that has extremely long toes and even longer pubic hair. They can be seen hanging around librarys and more than likely reek of urine and vomit. Fottles also have a very poor sence of colour co-ordination
John : Hey dude did you see that Fottles lurching around in the library

Jack : No but i thought i could smell piss

John : It's toes were so long dude, i actually thought they were fingers seriously
Fottles by Caj Ya Later June 9, 2009

Fotter Eyes 

A person whose eyes are located too close to each other, demonstrating a clear lack of genetic purity
You can tell by his Fotter Eyes that this guy is not all there.
Fotter Eyes by Anon44 November 3, 2008
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