Fotnip

Fit on tinder, not in person. There is also Fosnip, (fit on social). A person who portrays themselves as a right sort through the use of filters and dodgy angles, only to be discovered as butters when met in real life.

“Went on a date last night, he was well fotnip. Absolute minger, can’t understand how his profile was so different”

Fotnip by Shady JD November 16, 2023

fornipulation 

Fornipulation means to formulate a strategy to manipulate another person into fornication, usually done by a married person pretending to be single.

The married playboy was strategizing fornipulation with the new hire, so when he asked her on a date he told her he was single.

fornipulation by pitstopdeodorant,theracersedge December 26, 2013

forniphilia 

Is a form of bondage and sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a chair, table, cabinet or other piece of furniture.

Man: would you like tobe my next forniphilia project?
Woman: ok, can i be a chandiler this time?

forniphilia by waz223 August 27, 2011

Fornipad 

Additional protective sheet, towel, blanket, etc. used to prevent sweat and/or bodily fluids from reaching the bed, couch, chair, any other object during sexual relations.

Get the fornipad, my roomate will be pissed if i ruin another couch with my ass sweat

Fornipad by Brigash July 9, 2010

fatnip 

Some unlucky guy who is considered the catnip for fat chicks. Obesity chases him as if he were chocolate cheesecake.

Those bitches smelled fatnip the second that they walked in and plowed right through us to get to my poor boy Steve.

fatnip by HFP March 18, 2007

fornipication 

a nice sophisticated way of saying titty-fuck

After tea-time, Margaret and I will engage in fornipication.

fornipication by Redenbaucher December 31, 2007

fodnips 

Expression of approval in the positive or disapproval otherwise.
Appears to be a London thing but examples over a decade old may be found on Twitter and Reddit.

"Let me dole out some fodnips to Dave for this great sandwich".

"Dave, this sandwich is not fodnips-worthy".

fodnips by Old Matty Boy April 4, 2022