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Fornipilia 

If you really want to know about fornipilia, there’s an absolute wealth of it on Tumblr, but we won’t link directly here because a lot of it’s a bit rude. What’s it all about? Furniture, that’s what. But not people getting off on doing laps around IKEA. 'Human furniture' is an extreme form of bondage, where the submissive behaves like a table/chair/chest of drawers/other, usually whilst their dom sits on them or rests a brew on them or polishes them with beeswax or something
Jen and jerry like fornipilia they have werid taste
Fornipilia by Hunter of the lore February 16, 2021
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fornipulation 

Fornipulation means to formulate a strategy to manipulate another person into fornication, usually done by a married person pretending to be single.
The married playboy was strategizing fornipulation with the new hire, so when he asked her on a date he told her he was single.

forniphilia 

Is a form of bondage and sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a chair, table, cabinet or other piece of furniture.
Man: would you like tobe my next forniphilia project?
Woman: ok, can i be a chandiler this time?
forniphilia by waz223 August 27, 2011

furniphilia 

when your best friend gets so drunk, he drops his pants and makes love to your furniture.
drunk person: ohh yeah, more cushin for the pushin. *humps couch*
str8 edger: you can take your alcohol and furniphilia out the door. xEDGEx
furniphilia by soma689 April 25, 2013

fornipication 

a nice sophisticated way of saying titty-fuck
After tea-time, Margaret and I will engage in fornipication.
fornipication by Redenbaucher December 31, 2007

fornipulates 

Forces and manipulates put together kind of reminds you of fugly don't you think?
He fornipulates me to fuck him.
fornipulates by Butternugget32 December 7, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026