Fornipilia

If you really want to know about fornipilia, there’s an absolute wealth of it on Tumblr, but we won’t link directly here because a lot of it’s a bit rude. What’s it all about? Furniture, that’s what. But not people getting off on doing laps around IKEA. 'Human furniture' is an extreme form of bondage, where the submissive behaves like a table/chair/chest of drawers/other, usually whilst their dom sits on them or rests a brew on them or polishes them with beeswax or something

Jen and jerry like fornipilia they have werid taste

by Hunter of the lore February 16, 2021

fornipulation

Fornipulation means to formulate a strategy to manipulate another person into fornication, usually done by a married person pretending to be single.

The married playboy was strategizing fornipulation with the new hire, so when he asked her on a date he told her he was single.

by pitstopdeodorant,theracersedge December 26, 2013

forniphilia

Is a form of bondage and sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a chair, table, cabinet or other piece of furniture.

Man: would you like tobe my next forniphilia project?
Woman: ok, can i be a chandiler this time?

by waz223 August 27, 2011

furniphilia

when your best friend gets so drunk, he drops his pants and makes love to your furniture.

drunk person: ohh yeah, more cushin for the pushin. *humps couch*
str8 edger: you can take your alcohol and furniphilia out the door. xEDGEx

by soma689 April 25, 2013

fornipication

a nice sophisticated way of saying titty-fuck

After tea-time, Margaret and I will engage in fornipication.

by Redenbaucher December 31, 2007

fornipulates

Forces and manipulates put together kind of reminds you of fugly don't you think?

He fornipulates me to fuck him.

by Butternugget32 December 7, 2021