forniphilia 

Is a form of bondage and sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a chair, table, cabinet or other piece of furniture.

Man: would you like tobe my next forniphilia project?
Woman: ok, can i be a chandiler this time?

forniphilia by waz223 August 27, 2011

Formophilia 

n. joy, elation, and sometimes sexual arousal caused by the act of entering personal information into a pre-made template. People affected often find themselves drawn to filling out papers for others.

"Tim has formophilia so bad he insists on filling out the cards in the magazines even though he never sends them in"

Formophilia by Aaron-Core February 2, 2009

furniphilia 

when your best friend gets so drunk, he drops his pants and makes love to your furniture.

drunk person: ohh yeah, more cushin for the pushin. *humps couch*
str8 edger: you can take your alcohol and furniphilia out the door. xEDGEx

furniphilia by soma689 April 25, 2013

furnophiliac 

someone who likes having sex with furniture

maria is such a furnophiliac, she likes to pleasure herself with her bedpost

furnophiliac by sellinchocolate June 29, 2010

fonophilia 

Sexual arousal delivers from seeing preferred gender taking hit of smoke out of a bottle, also known as fono.

"I'm into fonophilia, which means I prefer to date girls who smoke fono."

fonophilia by fonogang November 19, 2019

Fornipilia 

If you really want to know about fornipilia, there’s an absolute wealth of it on Tumblr, but we won’t link directly here because a lot of it’s a bit rude. What’s it all about? Furniture, that’s what. But not people getting off on doing laps around IKEA. 'Human furniture' is an extreme form of bondage, where the submissive behaves like a table/chair/chest of drawers/other, usually whilst their dom sits on them or rests a brew on them or polishes them with beeswax or something

Jen and jerry like fornipilia they have werid taste

Fornipilia by Hunter of the lore February 16, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019