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Flanipulation

The act of uncharacteristacally flirting with an indivdual to manipulate an outcome, deal, or decision. Once the goal is acheived, the flirting comes to an abrupt halt.
Ethan: "Is James seriously flirting with the gay guy behind the starbucks counter??"

Tom: "Yeah, but don't worry, it's just flanipulation. He's a bigger cheapskate than he is a heterosexual and hates paying for expensive coffee"
Flanipulation by Flyn Hawaiin September 4, 2010

fornipication 

After tea-time, Margaret and I will engage in fornipication.
fornipication by Redenbaucher December 31, 2007

frinipulation 

Frinipulation is the key to my scheme for global domination.
frinipulation by O.K.O. August 3, 2010

ferniculation

The act of ferniculating, can refer either to the vertical movement up and down a slope or mountain, or to any sexually related verb.
M: Dude, did you just see that hot girl!

S: Yes! I think i'm feeling some ferniculation coming on!
ferniculation by yacks March 6, 2011

fornituational 

When 2 people make a pact to do things to please each other sexually without telling anyone or taking away the right to be with other people. When these two people are only doing what makes them feel good and satisfy each other as best friends. This can be any 2 people of any sex or age or race. It’s what we would do if this was the wild and had no rules or boundaries. Neither person could ever share the secret or judge the other person for what they desire. No rules except the one “ what is done between us stays between us even after death “ a lifelong forever sexual bond of souls.
John: “Would you like to make a fornituational agreement with me?”

Ally: “ if I do then can I make you my bedtime bitch tonight and you go down on me like a good boy ?”

John: “ if you agree to it I would do as you please as long as I can finally have you without worrying what they would think”

Ally: “ you have a deal and I want to start right now!”