footfuck
"Oh Reid i had a good time getting footfucked last night, my vagina still hurts though!" "Yes my foot still has your cum all over it"
footfuck by Robert Yateman December 9, 2008
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foot fuck by shoeless joe March 24, 2003
FortFuck
A FortFuck is an individual who plays the game "Fortnite: Battle Royale"
As soon as Fortnite is downloaded onto any device the owner is infected.
They will instantly get infected looking for more kills, skins and VBUCKS (the shitty currency)
Many youtubers play the game in hopes to get views (but minecraft is better)
Symptoms:
Retardation
Autism
Constant chatting
Addiction
Cure: The only way to cure yourself of these symptoms (if you accidentally acquired the disease) is to do the following:
1. State that fortnite is for autistic 2 year olds
2. Delete your epic account (Not required if you have other games on the account)
3. Delete fortnite
4. Purchase a minecraft account at Minecraft.net
5. play that instead
As soon as Fortnite is downloaded onto any device the owner is infected.
They will instantly get infected looking for more kills, skins and VBUCKS (the shitty currency)
Many youtubers play the game in hopes to get views (but minecraft is better)
Symptoms:
Retardation
Autism
Constant chatting
Addiction
Cure: The only way to cure yourself of these symptoms (if you accidentally acquired the disease) is to do the following:
1. State that fortnite is for autistic 2 year olds
2. Delete your epic account (Not required if you have other games on the account)
3. Delete fortnite
4. Purchase a minecraft account at Minecraft.net
5. play that instead
FortFuck by qwerrtyuiop69 January 3, 2020
footfucker
footfucker by auther Greyeagle January 20, 2005
foot fuck job
The act of fornicating with two lubricated bare feet while inserting just the head of the penis into the female's oral cavity. Typically the woman sits in an upright butterfly position with the feet a few inches from her oral cavity allowing for maximum blowjob potential. Flexibility in the hips is required.
Treva: That couch looks comfortable!
Kori: Don't sit there. Meghan gave Jason a foot fuck job there last weekend.
Kori: Don't sit there. Meghan gave Jason a foot fuck job there last weekend.
foot fuck job by MegJay August 20, 2010
foot fuck
a form of masturbation where you let the woman 'jack you off with her bare foot
a form of masturbation where the male masturbates the female to orgasm using just his toes on her clit and perhaps just slightly into her vagina
a form of masturbation where the male masturbates the female to orgasm using just his toes on her clit and perhaps just slightly into her vagina
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