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forkfuck 

Sticking a fork up your tight, little, Asshole
forkfuck by TheTwoTrucksGuy December 20, 2020

Forfuckingever 

The time between now and when you can be with your perfect crush. An eternity.
Time apart ticks so slowly. It's still forfuckingever until I can be with my sweetheart.
Forfuckingever by Montana Luddite September 14, 2021

FortFuck 

A FortFuck is an individual who plays the game "Fortnite: Battle Royale"

As soon as Fortnite is downloaded onto any device the owner is infected.
They will instantly get infected looking for more kills, skins and VBUCKS (the shitty currency)
Many youtubers play the game in hopes to get views (but minecraft is better)

Symptoms:
Retardation
Autism
Constant chatting
Addiction

Cure: The only way to cure yourself of these symptoms (if you accidentally acquired the disease) is to do the following:
1. State that fortnite is for autistic 2 year olds
2. Delete your epic account (Not required if you have other games on the account)
3. Delete fortnite
4. Purchase a minecraft account at Minecraft.net

5. play that instead
Johnny Ferret: I love fortnite!
Landon: DUDE YOUR NOW INFECTED!! GOD SAVE YOUR SOUL YOU FORTFUCK
FortFuck by qwerrtyuiop69 January 3, 2020

forfucksake 

A word used in substitution for "forgodsake" it is mainly used by those afraid of hellfire because they prefer to never take the lord's name in vain. Of course the holiest of rollers will prefer "forgoshsake" or in a pinch even "forcrapsake" but sooner or later there will come a time when they are so utterly shocked by some dumbass or even some dumbass's elephant that none of the milder forms of this word will suffice.
"FORFUCKSAKE !! will you get your fucking elephant off my fucking foot!!"

"FORFUCKSAKE!! no way am I paying that much for a fucking wheelchair!! I'll just ride the FUCKING ELEPHANT!!
forfucksake by BoBo WoBo December 30, 2005

forfuckingever 

That website takes forfuckingever to load.
forfuckingever by sc December 9, 2003

Formfucker 

A person sexually attracted to architectural forms.
The architect is a formfucker.
Formfucker by urmumbiggay69420 September 6, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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