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fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.
Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe

maternal fornicator

polite way of addressing sombody as a "motherfucker"
Which one of you Maternal Fornicators took my Bible?

Fornicatorium 

A residence or establishment designed for and dedicated to the art of copulation.
Must have's include mirrored ceilings, a bed similar in size to the landing deck of the Ark Royal and a professional Jizz mopper on 24hr stand-by
with a queue at his door, the young dandy was the talk of the town, a line of trim young things stretching around the corner, all wanting to sample the delights to be had in his newly built fornicatorium
Fornicatorium by nicklouse10 March 26, 2009

Serial Fornicator 

A serial fornicator is someone who has sex regularly with multiple or random partners.
Serial Fornicator by Lady Raye September 23, 2009

Fornacatorium 

"A van, usually mid 80s, complete with a hideous mural on the side, carpet, a nasty bed, and a very geeky driver.  May have a bumpersicker that states. "If this van is a rockin', don't come a knockin."
Joe : "Dude I got a new fornacatorium last weekend." Dave: "Dude, that's just some crappy old van with an ugly painting on the side."
Fornacatorium by Zven January 30, 2009

forwicator 

Someone who's always forwarding everything they see to your e-mail.
She just e-mailed me another stupid junk about a dog with 2 heads and a list of why men are like the internet. She's such a forwicator!
forwicator by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008