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Fornicatorium 

A residence or establishment designed for and dedicated to the art of copulation.
Must have's include mirrored ceilings, a bed similar in size to the landing deck of the Ark Royal and a professional Jizz mopper on 24hr stand-by
with a queue at his door, the young dandy was the talk of the town, a line of trim young things stretching around the corner, all wanting to sample the delights to be had in his newly built fornicatorium
Fornicatorium by nicklouse10 March 26, 2009
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fornicatorium 

an amalgam of fornicate and lubritorium (an American expression for a service station for motor cars, where they are lubricated)
Invented by me around 1957, whilst having my car serviced, opposite a brothel. (Sad soul :-))
He staggered out of the fornicatorium, tired but well taken care of.
fornicatorium by Oldphart June 18, 2006

Fornicatorium 

Ones favorite place/ room to do some good ol' X rated adult stuff.
"Jill & I had an argument last night, then I took her to our Fornicatorium, for mad makeup sex"

"Would you like to see our Fornicatorium? Next stop, Fornication Station!"
Fornicatorium by FatDabFreddy1970 November 14, 2023

Fornacatorium 

"A van, usually mid 80s, complete with a hideous mural on the side, carpet, a nasty bed, and a very geeky driver.  May have a bumpersicker that states. "If this van is a rockin', don't come a knockin."
Joe : "Dude I got a new fornacatorium last weekend." Dave: "Dude, that's just some crappy old van with an ugly painting on the side."
Fornacatorium by Zven January 30, 2009

Fornicarium

I am going to visit a fornicarium today
Fornicarium by LouBMarkanVix October 12, 2019

fonicatorium 

A place for sexual activity that is made for ease of sexual position and variety. A palace of fornication. A savory sex setting.
Look at this fonicatorium,with the red velvet spread and drapes, and the round bed with mirrors on the ceiling, Ramona's bedroom is quite the fornicatorium.
fonicatorium by Estaben Reyes April 15, 2006
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