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Forestalgia 

An individual’s yearning for an idealized future. It is the future-focused counterpart to nostalgia.
The student had a profound feeling of forestalgia about his life to come after graduation.
Forestalgia by bobthecopywriter April 10, 2022

foreskin swirl 

Occurs when an uncircumcised man is receiving fellatio. The fellator sticks his or her tongue between the head and the foreskin of a partially erect penis and makes a vigorous swirling motion.
I had a chub so she gave me the old foreskin swirl to get it full mast.
foreskin swirl by harrisg5 August 12, 2010

Foreskin Tag 

Foreskin tag is like regular tag but you don’t use your finger you use your foreskin. You can only tag someone by touching them with your foreskin or cumming on them. Note: (having a boner to increase range is allowed
Kyle: Ayo shemar you down to play “Foreskin Tag” at recess?
Shemar: Yeah bro Imma ask Ms.Pumpernickel if she wants to play too, wait she don’t got no foreskin....
Kyle: True, unless......
Foreskin Tag by SMELLY DOORKNOB August 11, 2020

nice job foreskin 

phrase used by me when someone on my team does a shitty job.
for grammar nazis that like beAuTIfuL text: "Nice job, foreskin."
teammate: *dies from his own grenade*
other teammate: "wow"
me: "nice job foreskin"

thot’s foreskin 

When a thot raises her shirt, the lower portion of her back that is visible is called a thot’s foreskin.
Robert: Yo, there’s this hot girl that I think’s in to me.
Fred: Fuck you man, she showed you her thot’s foreskin yet?
Robert: Bitch-fucker!!
thot’s foreskin by CaptThomas April 10, 2019

rumpled foreskin 

A male with a huge amount of foreskin that looks rumpled
I anit sucking that cock, look at the rumpled foreskin
rumpled foreskin by mitch00uk March 29, 2015
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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