Definitions by CaptThomas

get rekt m9

When one destroys a friends in a game, one must say; “Get REKT m9!” This is to ensure good game and no homo.

Steve: Get REKT m9!
Bill: Fuck off...

get rekt m9 by CaptThomas April 24, 2019

blue cheesecake 

Just cheesecake but it’s blue.

Damn, that blue cheesecake was probably 5000 calories per bite!

blue cheesecake by CaptThomas April 18, 2019

yeldan 

A really annoying kid that nobody likes. He is a hater and posts awful memes that have no quality whatsoever. Stay commu y’all!

If you ever need a good insult, look no further. Yeldan is the way to go.

yeldan by CaptThomas April 17, 2019

commu

A shorter term for communism. AKA commie. Pronounced liked commute without the ending -te. The U will still be a strong vowel.

Kid 1: Bruv, da fuck are you? A commu?
Kid 2: Fuck yah man!

commu by CaptThomas April 17, 2019

gamepigeon 

GamePigeon is the easiest way to attract a thot. App install back guaranteed. Just ask her for her number to play and you got yourself some serious hours of playtime right there.

Hey babe, wanna go play some GamePigeon with me? I beat I can crush you in Cup Pong...

gamepigeon by CaptThomas April 13, 2019

bitch-fucker 

Used when in excessive pain. When you call someone a bitch-fucker you refer to the definition that the person you’re talking to fucks hoes on a regular basis.

Mark: Bro, lemme try this cool karate chop on you.
-chops Bob-
Bob: You bitch-fucker!! Get out of my fucking sight, you idiot!

bitch-fucker by CaptThomas April 12, 2019

thot’s foreskin 

When a thot raises her shirt, the lower portion of her back that is visible is called a thot’s foreskin.

Robert: Yo, there’s this hot girl that I think’s in to me.
Fred: Fuck you man, she showed you her thot’s foreskin yet?
Robert: Bitch-fucker!!

thot’s foreskin by CaptThomas April 10, 2019