CaptThomas's definitions

thot’s foreskin

When a thot raises her shirt, the lower portion of her back that is visible is called a thot’s foreskin.

Robert: Yo, there’s this hot girl that I think’s in to me.
Fred: Fuck you man, she showed you her thot’s foreskin yet?
Robert: Bitch-fucker!!

by CaptThomas April 10, 2019

blue cheesecake

Just cheesecake but it’s blue.

Damn, that blue cheesecake was probably 5000 calories per bite!

by CaptThomas April 18, 2019

get rekt m9

When one destroys a friends in a game, one must say; “Get REKT m9!” This is to ensure good game and no homo.

Steve: Get REKT m9!
Bill: Fuck off...

by CaptThomas April 24, 2019

commu

A shorter term for communism. AKA commie. Pronounced liked commute without the ending -te. The U will still be a strong vowel.

Kid 1: Bruv, da fuck are you? A commu?
Kid 2: Fuck yah man!

by CaptThomas April 17, 2019

bitch-fucker

Used when in excessive pain. When you call someone a bitch-fucker you refer to the definition that the person you’re talking to fucks hoes on a regular basis.

Mark: Bro, lemme try this cool karate chop on you.
-chops Bob-
Bob: You bitch-fucker!! Get out of my fucking sight, you idiot!

by CaptThomas April 12, 2019

gamepigeon

GamePigeon is the easiest way to attract a thot. App install back guaranteed. Just ask her for her number to play and you got yourself some serious hours of playtime right there.

Hey babe, wanna go play some GamePigeon with me? I beat I can crush you in Cup Pong...

by CaptThomas April 13, 2019

yeldan

A really annoying kid that nobody likes. He is a hater and posts awful memes that have no quality whatsoever. Stay commu y’all!

If you ever need a good insult, look no further. Yeldan is the way to go.

by CaptThomas April 17, 2019