Forensicate 

A word made up by senior officers and management to spuriously and incorrectly describe the process of forensically examining a crime scene. The word is not recognised by forensic examiners as having any valid or useful meaning. Often used by uninformed and untrained individuals to give the impression of knowledge of forensic science and forensic examination techniques.

The stolen car will need to be forensicated. To forensicate the victim.

Forensicate by csi pointless April 30, 2013

don't hate, forensicate 

as the word says, don't hate, forensicate! meaning don't be some idiotic loser, instead, join your school forensics team...no, not dead people kind of forensics, but the competitive speaking and acting kind. forensics is a fun! yay forensics!

"Gosh, you're such a freakin jerk! Seriously, don't hate, forensicate"
"Forensawhata"
"Forensicate! It's what all of the cool people do!"

don't hate, forensicate by Matannon May 15, 2006

Not here to fornicate with arachnids 

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

Not here to fornicate with arachnids by Kiz... December 25, 2020

fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.

Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe

fornicaterer by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010

self-fornicate 

A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."

I really hate you. Why don't you go self-fornicate?

self-fornicate by gonzobrains April 19, 2018

fornicate 

1. To have sexual intercourse outside of marriage. Used in biblical times.

2. A less obscene way to say "fuck." Used often by Iron Mike Tyson.

1. Thou shalt not fornicate.

2. I never dreamed of fornicating with as many beautiful women as I did.

I want to talk nice to you and talk about fornicating with you and letting you suck my dick...

I may like fornicating more than other people. It's just who I am. I sacrificed so much of my life. Can I at least get laid? You know what I mean? I've been robbed of most of my money. Can I at least get a blowjob?

I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore. Unless you wanna, you know.

fornicate by Situation Hot July 6, 2017

fornicate my existence 

a fancier and funnier way of syaing "fuck my life"

-Dude i just did your ma

-Fornicate my existence

fornicate my existence by Don L December 9, 2008