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The act of following computer forensic actions when performing a computer or digital forensic investigation.

What a forensicator does.

Bob: "Did you find those e-mails on the suspect hard drive?"
Dave: "Not, yet I am still forensicating the EDB files."

Sam: "Dude you look horrible - when is the last time you slept?"
Max: "Man, I dunno I have been forensicating the raw data for 50 hours straight."

forensicating by douglasbrush June 1, 2010

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fornicating

The act of sexual intercourse before marriage.

We had a great fornicating session. She showed me her pussy and I just slammed that shit.

fornicating by Zo101 February 12, 2014

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Fornicating Under Consent of the King

Fornicating Under consent of the King, or Fuck, dates back to the middle ages when people had to ask permission from the king to have sex.

On that movie they were fornicating under consent of the king.

Fornicating Under Consent of the King by jim000111 July 6, 2005

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fornicating furry

any time a chuck-e-cheese employee has sex at work, or mickey cheats on minnie at disney world.

My brother caught his girlfriend with a disgusting fornicating furry in chuck-e-cheese yesterday.

fornicating furry by Memeblaze February 19, 2019

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fornicating vagina

A politicly correct statement for a 'fucking cunt'.

"What a fornicating vagina".

fornicating vagina by Just meee January 22, 2009

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fornicating female dog

A fancy way to say "fucking bitch"

I hate you, you fornicating female dog!

fornicating female dog by 3EP February 5, 2009

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fornicating stick

1) A stick used in sexual intercourse, whether consensual or non-consensual. The fornicating stick is most commonly used in orifices such as the anus and ear.

2) A metaphoric stick with which people are 'raped' with by being badly beaten in a computer game.

IN EITHER CASE A FORNICATING STICK IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A DILDO.

1) deeper.. deeper.. too deep! too deep! owww my hearing

2) Dude you got owned, with a stick!!!
now bend over so i may fornicate you.

fornicating stick by AngryLiam March 15, 2005

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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