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Footlock 

When you are about to pull out during sex but the woman wraps her legs around you so she gets pregnant and takes your money.
Since I forgot the condom, I decided to pull out, but she used the footlock!
Footlock by WhoDatFreshBoi May 27, 2018
Words you can keep

Footlicker 

A person with a big ass foot feddish and cant stop licking feet, sucking toes, staring at feet and constantly rubbing them
Jerry and Bob are footlickers
Footlicker by Frautschy March 16, 2019

African Footlick 

A man anals a woman but facing her feet. She lays on her stomach and he lays down on top and anals her. Meanwhile they lick each others feet.
Steve: Me and Susie did a African Footlick yesterday.

Jim: Did her feet taste okay?

Steve: No, I'm taking her to the spa to get them cleaned.
African Footlick by coolcat691 April 4, 2009

footlicker 

the best insult mankind has ever invented.

someone who licks others' feet
you're such a footlicker!!!!
footlicker by skitskee February 1, 2010

Footlocker

When you out a girls own foot in her mouth while having her in missionary
I put Stacy in a foot locker in the back of the Footlocker store.
Footlocker by Blameity July 7, 2026

Cuban Footlocker 

The act of two lesbians engaged in a mutual toe job while donning Fidel Castro and JFK costumes and smoking cigars.
Sally and Gina got down for a lovely evening of Latin style lovemaking and role play that culminated in a Cuban Footlocker.

footcock 

A vietnamese sporting device consisting of a metal or plastic base, used for kicking around without touching the ground.
Look at this nice footcock I have, it's so big!
footcock by Binh Vo September 12, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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