Foodlocked 

When you're starving but would also rather die than eat any of the food in your kitchen.

I'm foodlocked but also too broke to order something.

Foodlocked by trojan-mutt February 17, 2023

foodblocked

When you're hungry but can't stop reading or working on the thing you're reading or working on.

"I want to eat the food that's right in front of me, but I can't stop writing this code long enough to get it in my mouth!"
"You just got foodblocked."

foodblocked by Normal_Anomanly April 24, 2014

Fudlocked

The condition of being physically restrained. Typically occurs in response to the restrainee acting like a total fud.

Jacintha called the policeman a bastard and tried to steal his hat. Before she knew it, she was fudlocked on the floor.

William told the consultant psychiatrist that he could stick the Haldol up his arse. Minutes later, he found himself fudlocked in the dayroom, getting the Haldol up *HIS* arse.

Fudlocked by Aye, Right April 27, 2009

Hoodlocked 

The female version of blue balls

Shit Liss, he's been gone for a week and Im so hoodlocked.

Hoodlocked by Brooke Anderson August 8, 2007

FoodFocker 

Someone that likes to eat food and Fu*k it!

Mark: Oh yeh im a FoodFocker

Harry: Tell me how to F**k food!

Mark: Well u hold a piece of food and u......

FoodFocker by Indiejamz July 19, 2007

Forclocked 

When you loose track of time/realize you’re going to be late

Oh no! I forclocked and now I’m late for my doctors appointment!

Forclocked by Belleabonk December 28, 2020

Footlocker

When you out a girls own foot in her mouth while having her in missionary

I put Stacy in a foot locker in the back of the Footlocker store.

Footlocker by Blameity July 7, 2026