Foodlocked

When you're starving but would also rather die than eat any of the food in your kitchen.

I'm foodlocked but also too broke to order something.

by trojan-mutt February 17, 2023

foodblocked

When you're hungry but can't stop reading or working on the thing you're reading or working on.

"I want to eat the food that's right in front of me, but I can't stop writing this code long enough to get it in my mouth!"
"You just got foodblocked."

by Normal_Anomanly April 24, 2014

Fudlocked

The condition of being physically restrained. Typically occurs in response to the restrainee acting like a total fud.

Jacintha called the policeman a bastard and tried to steal his hat. Before she knew it, she was fudlocked on the floor.

William told the consultant psychiatrist that he could stick the Haldol up his arse. Minutes later, he found himself fudlocked in the dayroom, getting the Haldol up *HIS* arse.

by Aye, Right April 27, 2009

Hoodlocked

The female version of blue balls

Shit Liss, he's been gone for a week and Im so hoodlocked.

by Brooke Anderson August 8, 2007

FoodFocker

Someone that likes to eat food and Fu*k it!

Mark: Oh yeh im a FoodFocker

Harry: Tell me how to F**k food!

Mark: Well u hold a piece of food and u......

by Indiejamz July 19, 2007

Forclocked

When you loose track of time/realize you’re going to be late

Oh no! I forclocked and now I’m late for my doctors appointment!

by Belleabonk December 28, 2020

Cuban Footlocker

The act of two lesbians engaged in a mutual toe job while donning Fidel Castro and JFK costumes and smoking cigars.

Sally and Gina got down for a lovely evening of Latin style lovemaking and role play that culminated in a Cuban Footlocker.

by ramblincatzsquaker July 25, 2011