Foota 

Word used in north east Neanderthal regions of England to describe the game of football / soccer

Jarrow Male 1: fancy a game of foota?
Jarrow male 2: aye mate

Jarrow Male 1: fancy a game of foota?
Random male : ....what?

Foota by JOeFiSh15 October 2, 2016

Foofadeefoof 

An afro of pubic hair on the spacing between your balls and your asshole.

I need to trim my foofadeefoof, it's getting big.

Foofadeefoof by SOUL AMAZING June 1, 2010

Foodathon 

When you go on a marathon eating spree across multiple restaurants

Dan: omg I’m so hungry, I’m craving burgers, Chinese, waffles, curry, EVERYTHING
Nicole: that’s chill, let’s go on a foodathon and get all of it

Foodathon by Ittybittytittycomity April 26, 2020

fontasize

When you slip into a daydream whilst reading and start thinking of a font you really like.

"Ted, have you seen the scissors? Ted? Teddy...? Ted! Are you even listening??"

"They'll be somewhere", replied Ted unable to do anything. Book covering exotic jams held firmly in both hands, he had started to fontasize heavily over Helvetica.

fontasize by F reshleaf April 16, 2022

Jerome Fontamillas

Jerome Earl Fontamillas is the keyboard player, a guitarist, background vocals, and general "noise" guy in the awesomest band ever, Switchfoot. He is influenced by the Beatles and U2. He only surfed twice before joining Switchfoot, can't survive without coffee, and collecys vinyl albums. Cool guy!

Rachel: Who's the guy playing keys up on stage with Switchfoot?
Emily: Oh, that's Jerome Fontamillas!

Jerome Fontamillas by Publisher Smublisher April 27, 2010

Foodamals

Created by Moriah Elizabeth in a video titled “I made DIY plastic pins... it’s a good time”, this term means a combination of a piece of food and an animal, most of the time created in artwork.

I drew some foodamals yesterday! I hope Moriah Elizabeth sees them!

Foodamals by anonymous October 18, 2020

fontanoon 

To pass gas while bathing and then bite the arising bubbles

fontanoon by Bridget the midget September 13, 2003