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fontanoon 

to pass gas in while lounging in the bathe tub and bite the arising bubbles
fontanoon by Bridget the midget September 13, 2003

fonzanoon 

someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles as they come up
I don't know why anyone would want to be a fonzanoon. Maybe I should ask Dan, since he is one.
fonzanoon by the prophet March 25, 2003
a person that farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles - Chaddyshack II
Mark is gross. I could see him being a funzanoon
funzanoon by Steve Barber June 25, 2004

fanzanoonz 

(n.) someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles
"What's a fanzanoonz?, see that guy right there, that's a fanzanoonz"

"Ay Marco Fanzanoonz, com esta?"
fanzanoonz by GUISSEPPE March 15, 2008

fonzanoon 

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
That kid Cameron is a fonzanoon. You can tell by his breath.
fonzanoon by Pablo Nikinz April 1, 2011

Fanzanoon 

Someone who farts in the tub and bites the bubbles.
Spoken in a french accent: "What's a fanzanoon? Someone who farts in the tub and bites the bobbles."
Fanzanoon by Korbs September 18, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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