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Filipino Footlong
Filipino Footlong by Adam Standley January 28, 2019
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Philadelphia Footlong
A sex act in which a man’s penis is squeezed between a pair of breasts tightly until blood is cut off from the boner, giving it a necrotic gray hue
Philadelphia Footlong by Phillyfootlong September 2, 2022
Five dollar footlong
Five dollar footlong by Josh Simpson of Illinois April 17, 2008
Wagga Wagga Footlong
When a Downunder man with an average penis (6 inch) brags to a girl "I could give you 12 inches and make you bleed". Then sticks it in twice and punches her in the nose.
I was talking to this hot chick the other night, she was iffy about coming back to mine so I dropped the Wagga Wagga Footlong on her and made the bitch bleed.
Wagga Wagga Footlong by Simdog.Brisvegas August 29, 2019
footlong at subway
A foot long at subway is a 12 inch sandwhich that people enjoy buying. This term however has been con notated with sex after the $5 foot long commercial which implies you can buy a foot long penis for $5
footlong at subway by Jooooohhhnnnnn ceeennaaaa October 7, 2016
Footlong
1:I got a footlong at Subway
2: Girl 1: You were with Mark?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a footlong!
G1: NO WAY!
2: Girl 1: You were with Mark?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a footlong!
G1: NO WAY!
Footlong by THATxSHORTxKID November 14, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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