Footlong

1: A sub length at Subway

2: Long, male genitalia

1:I got a footlong at Subway

2: Girl 1: You were with Mark?

Girl 2: Yeah, he has a footlong!

G1: NO WAY!

by THATxSHORTxKID November 14, 2011

footlong

A lengthy penis (not necessarily 12 inches, but not under 10), a hot dog, or a sub (See: hoagie). All are good on buns.

Dave: Hey- is that a footlong?

Burt: Sure is.

Dave: You know I've got buns for it.

by Dumase April 24, 2008

footlong

When you take a poop, and when you get up to look at it you can't believer that huge poop came out of you.

Dude I just took a footlong! When I looked at it I almost fainted haha.

by hngsolo April 20, 2009

Footlong

The size of my ex-boyfriends dick

When he slid into me....heaven on earth
When I gave him the blowjob of his life
As he cummed in my mouth
Oooh, the salty taste
Mmm I need me some more of that.

oh god, keep it coming, you have me sooo turned on with that footlong!!

by keepitcumming November 29, 2020

footlong

A male reproductive organ, the size of Justin's penis... 12 inches.

Evan: Yo man, dat be a da craziest footlong i dun seen
Justin: yea i know. sorry u only got the 3 incher.

by JB July 7, 2003

Footlong

A 12 inch cock.

I've heard that he's an owner of a thick footlong.

by Kurtkorv September 15, 2019

Footlong

How Europeans think Americans measure things

British dude 1: bro my teacher said use American measurements, but I don't know that shit since everyone else uses fucking metric, America is a cunt.
British dude 2: hey I got you fam, they use footlongs. One foot is one footlong.
British dude 1: mate, thanks

by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021