1:I got a footlong at Subway
2: Girl 1: You were with Mark?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a footlong!
G1: NO WAY!
2: Girl 1: You were with Mark?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a footlong!
G1: NO WAY!
by THATxSHORTxKID November 14, 2011
 Get the Footlongmug.
Get the Footlongmug. The size of my ex-boyfriends dick
When he slid into me....heaven on earth
When I gave him the blowjob of his life
As he cummed in my mouth
Oooh, the salty taste
Mmm I need me some more of that.
When he slid into me....heaven on earth
When I gave him the blowjob of his life
As he cummed in my mouth
Oooh, the salty taste
Mmm I need me some more of that.
by keepitcumming November 29, 2020
 Get the Footlongmug.
Get the Footlongmug. A lengthy penis (not necessarily 12 inches, but not under 10), a hot dog, or a sub (See: hoagie). All are good on buns.
by Dumase April 24, 2008
 Get the footlongmug.
Get the footlongmug. by sighost neue July 22, 2010
 Get the Footlongingmug.
Get the Footlongingmug. Sliding your dick between a broad's ass cheeks until you cum; your dick is the hotdog and her ass is the bun; works best if the broad has junk in her trunk (it's a "titty" fuck down-under) Jizz Toss
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
 Get the The Footlongmug.
Get the The Footlongmug. When you take a poop, and when you get up to look at it you can't believer that huge poop came out of you.
by hngsolo April 20, 2009
 Get the footlongmug.
Get the footlongmug. Evan: Yo man, dat be a da craziest footlong i dun seen
Justin: yea i know. sorry u only got the 3 incher.
Justin: yea i know. sorry u only got the 3 incher.
by JB July 7, 2003
 Get the footlongmug.
Get the footlongmug.