footlong9

A person who has 0 braincells. A person who has the most braindead ideas, commonly confused with a "Subway" footlong sandwich.

footlong9 tried to come up with a good argument on the thread, but failed miserably.

footlong9 by xLJx9494 October 25, 2023

Filipino Footlong 

A Filipino Footlong is a Asain/Filipino mans penis that is 1 foot/12 inches long.

Person 1- Did you hear Andrew has a Filipino Footlong?

Person 2- Makes sense, he’s Filipino.

Filipino Footlong by Adam Standley January 28, 2019

Philadelphia Footlong 

A sex act in which a man’s penis is squeezed between a pair of breasts tightly until blood is cut off from the boner, giving it a necrotic gray hue

She gave me the Philadelphia Footlong, bro. No going back from that.

Philadelphia Footlong by Phillyfootlong September 2, 2022

Five dollar footlong 

subway's limited offer of a five dollar footlong!

im going to subway to get a five dollar footlong

Five dollar footlong by Josh Simpson of Illinois April 17, 2008

Wagga Wagga Footlong 

When a Downunder man with an average penis (6 inch) brags to a girl "I could give you 12 inches and make you bleed". Then sticks it in twice and punches her in the nose.

I was talking to this hot chick the other night, she was iffy about coming back to mine so I dropped the Wagga Wagga Footlong on her and made the bitch bleed.

Wagga Wagga Footlong by Simdog.Brisvegas August 29, 2019

footlong at subway 

A foot long at subway is a 12 inch sandwhich that people enjoy buying. This term however has been con notated with sex after the $5 foot long commercial which implies you can buy a foot long penis for $5

Imma go to subway and get a footlong at subway and then go home to get another foot long

footlong at subway by Jooooohhhnnnnn ceeennaaaa October 7, 2016

Footlong 

1: A sub length at Subway

2: Long, male genitalia

1:I got a footlong at Subway

2: Girl 1: You were with Mark?

Girl 2: Yeah, he has a footlong!

G1: NO WAY!

Footlong by THATxSHORTxKID November 14, 2011