footlong

A lengthy penis (not necessarily 12 inches, but not under 10), a hot dog, or a sub (See: hoagie). All are good on buns.

Dave: Hey- is that a footlong?

Burt: Sure is.

Dave: You know I've got buns for it.

by Dumase April 24, 2008

footlong

When you take a poop, and when you get up to look at it you can't believer that huge poop came out of you.

Dude I just took a footlong! When I looked at it I almost fainted haha.

by hngsolo April 20, 2009

footlong

A male reproductive organ, the size of Justin's penis... 12 inches.

Evan: Yo man, dat be a da craziest footlong i dun seen
Justin: yea i know. sorry u only got the 3 incher.

by JB July 7, 2003

Footlong

1: A sub length at Subway

2: Long, male genitalia

1:I got a footlong at Subway

2: Girl 1: You were with Mark?

Girl 2: Yeah, he has a footlong!

G1: NO WAY!

by THATxSHORTxKID November 14, 2011

Footlonging

the state of someone after consuming a 6inch Subway sandwich and regretting not getting a footlong.

"i just finished my meatball sub but now im footlonging

by sighost neue July 22, 2010

The Footlong

Sliding your dick between a broad's ass cheeks until you cum; your dick is the hotdog and her ass is the bun; works best if the broad has junk in her trunk (it's a "titty" fuck down-under) Jizz Toss

MOCO gave Edith The Footlong last night!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Footlong

The size of my ex-boyfriends dick

When he slid into me....heaven on earth
When I gave him the blowjob of his life
As he cummed in my mouth
Oooh, the salty taste
Mmm I need me some more of that.

oh god, keep it coming, you have me sooo turned on with that footlong!!

by keepitcumming November 29, 2020