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Someone who is being foolish at the moment, but isn't a fool
Person 1: The Moon landing was faked and filmed on Mars!
Person 2: Oh you're being such a fooland
Fooland by Katpow January 11, 2021
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Raymond Frolander 

The 18-year-old in Daytona, Florida who was beaten unconscious after being caught raping an 11-year-old boy by the boy's father. Frolander's mugshot showing his bruised and bloodied face went viral the next day, along with people speaking out overwhelmingly in support of the father for protecting his own child.
911 call (father): "I just walked in and found a grown man molesting my (son) and I got him in a bloody puddle for you right now officer."

"He is nice and knocked out for you."

"Send him an ambulance, he's gonna need one."

"You are damn lucky boy, that I love my God."

"He's gonna learn in the next 25 years why I let him live."

Raymond Frolander got what he deserved, but it's surpring the father didn't kill this POS.
Raymond Frolander by humsum August 21, 2018

raymond frolander 

Raymond Frolander deserved to get his ass beat by the father of the 11-year-old boy he was caught molesting. Now the masses say "Fuck you Frolander".
raymond frolander by humsum August 19, 2018

foodland feet 

When someone's feet are so disgustingly dirty, they look like a little kid's foot thats been walking around in foodland barefoot.
" Mackenzie left foot prints all over the bathtub again"
" Shes got those damn foodland feet!
foodland feet by unrelated09 June 11, 2009

Foodland 

A grocery store chain located mainly in Kentucky, Maryland, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia and West Virginia. The stores have different slogans, but most often it is "Close to Home at Foodland." The cost of items are often more expensive than other stores, but customers frequently shop there because of the above average customer service. Foodland staffs "carryouts" whose main jobs are to carry a customer's groceries out to the car for them.
Working at Foodland is pure Hell.
Foodland by lvispatient May 24, 2006
A random person of questionable intelligence; dolt or moron.

Etymology: Derived from Spanish word Fulano, a generic proper noun roughly translated as "what's his name."
We would've made it out with the goods if Foolano here hadn't tripped the security system.
Foolano by tomte June 3, 2004

Folander 

To fool or mess around. Haveing sex, or just hanging out, being up to no good.
Did you folander with that chick??

yes like five times!!
Folander by frank8013 June 23, 2009
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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