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Won't Get Fooled Again 

A song by The Who. It's about a revolution, which overthrows a corrupt government, but ends up becoming corrupt itself. Released on Who's Next, 1971.

It's a rock classic and The Who's biggest success.
We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again

The change, it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fold, that's all
And the world looks just the same
And history ain't changed
'Cause the banners, they are flown in the next war

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
No, no!

I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
Though I know that the hypnotized never lie
Do ya?

There's nothing in the streets
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
And the parting on the left
Are now parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight

I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
Don't get fooled again
No, no!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Meet the new boss,
Same as the old boss!
Someone who is being foolish at the moment, but isn't a fool
Person 1: The Moon landing was faked and filmed on Mars!
Person 2: Oh you're being such a fooland
Fooland by Katpow January 11, 2021

April Fooled

When one is stupid / gullible enough to actually fall for a joke / trick / prank on April Fools Day.
I asked Suzie out on a date - she thought I was serious and got excited until I April Fooled her!
April Fooled by sfdave April 2, 2010

Caps lock fooled 

Being told your password is wrong because you accidentally wrote it in caps lock
******
'Your username and password do not match. Please try again.'

DAMN, I'VE BEEN CAPS LOCK FOOLED....

Fooled-Yous 

A pair of overly large sunglasses that cover and disguise a large portion of the face of an ugly person with bad bone structure. Once removed the true ugliness is revealed.
Tina looks like a troll without her fooled-yous on.

You have terrible bone structure that fooled yous will hide, making you more attractive.
Fooled-Yous by SydCanSam April 2, 2009
To be tricked into doing something stupid i.e. Foolish by someone and/or something.

Often done among friends as friendly jesting and is rarely malicious.

People who are fooled regularly could be described as a Fool and/or n00b.
Friend 1: Argh!! This bastard vending machine took my money!

friend 2: Lol! You got fooled!
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Friend 1 on msn: Here mate look at this new half life 3 preview screenshot it looks well good

Friend 2 on msn: What?! They're making it already?! Send it to us

*sends Tub girl photo*

Friend 2 on msn: Thanx mate

*Prolonged waiting as Friend 2 vomits excessively*

Friend 2 on msn: Damn you are sick!!

Friend 1 on msn: Lol! You got fooled
Fooled by Dan January 13, 2005
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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