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frolander

The most beautiful girl in the fucking world she is the best wife and she’s perfect in every way
Damn is that a frolander over there bc she’s a great wife
by Goldenflaps September 20, 2020
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Raymond Frolander

The 18-year-old in Daytona, Florida who was beaten unconscious after being caught raping an 11-year-old boy by the boy's father. Frolander's mugshot showing his bruised and bloodied face went viral the next day, along with people speaking out overwhelmingly in support of the father for protecting his own child.
911 call (father): "I just walked in and found a grown man molesting my (son) and I got him in a bloody puddle for you right now officer."

"He is nice and knocked out for you."

"Send him an ambulance, he's gonna need one."

"You are damn lucky boy, that I love my God."

"He's gonna learn in the next 25 years why I let him live."

Raymond Frolander got what he deserved, but it's surpring the father didn't kill this POS.
by humsum August 21, 2018
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raymond frolander

Raymond Frolander deserved to get his ass beat by the father of the 11-year-old boy he was caught molesting. Now the masses say "Fuck you Frolander".
by humsum August 19, 2018
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Flanderization

The process by which a single trait from a character is overstated and brandished to the point that it becomes the character's only trait. Flanderization is almost always for the worst and tends to draw viewers away from the the medium that the character represents.
Nick: I don't get it. Why is it that Brian Griffin was the voice of reason in earlier seasons of Family Guy, but now he is just a liberal douche?
Mark: Ever since the flanderization of the main characters back in season 4, the show really has taken a turn for the worst.
by That Guy With The Face January 4, 2014
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Ned Flanders

Only the most diddliest, doodliest, fiddliest, foodliest, friendliest neighbour-ino in Springfield!
Ned Flanders is the happiest man in Springfield....-a-diddly!
by TheForgottenSpark November 13, 2006
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ned flanders

An extremely God-fearing man, with creepy little kids named Rodd and Todd. Used to have a wife named Maude, but she was hit by a barrage of t-shirts shot from bazookas at a NASCAR race, causing her to fall off the bleachers. Has an extremely ripped chest, and had a relationship with Sar Sloane, the biggest hoe in Hollywood (in the Simpsons anyway). Also a huge Beatles fan.
Homer: I didn't know you were such a Beatles fan.

Flanders: Of course I am, the Beatles were bigger than Jesus! But your boy went Yoko and broke up my collection...
by waAGhA! March 15, 2005
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flander blender

n: The jabberwocky which is used frequently by Ned Flanders from Simpsons. (taken from fender bender)
Closest technical term could be tmesis
Ned Flanders: We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!
Homer: Flanders! Snap out of it! *Stupid flander blender*
by Iconoblast March 16, 2011
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