Everyone has those secret guilty pleasures that we know everyone will find weird. One of the most common, footfetish. And what a better way to celebrate these pleasures than having NationalFootJob day! April 20 is the day anyone can give a nice Footjob to your friend that you’ve been noticing an attraction to feet.

“Yo did you see Derik looking at Sandra’s feet yesterday? He might have a foot fetish. Good thing today is National FootJob Day!”

National FootJob Day by RegularGuyWithSexDreams April 18, 2019

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April Foooos

The most awful audio bitchslap one can be dealt. Usually accompanied by painful stinging laughter coming from the party who just served you BIG TIME.

Hey yo (insert name), I just bitchslapped yo motha! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!
HEY (insert name), I just ran over yo cat with my lawnmowa!!!!! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!
HEY (shotgun fire). I just shot you in the stomach with a shotgun!!!!! (short pause) April Foooos!!!!!

April Foooos by JohnnyOSkoo December 14, 2008

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Foodotica

Literature or art intended to arouse hunger

'I went and reached for the melted chocolate. Mmm. It smells delicious. I can't wait till it's in my mouth' 'this foodotica is making me hungry'

Foodotica by Naicrhi January 16, 2015

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Footos

The Foo Fighter's version of Mentos, as seen in the music video, "Big Me"

"Footos would be fucking awesome to buy"

Footos by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

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Hunter Footjob

Hunter Footjob is the act of receiving erectile pleasure from the touch of someone else feet and smoking crack at the same time while being video taped.

Bro, check out this video of me pulling a hunter footjob.

Got hunter footjob last night, check out the video its on my laptop.

I heard that girl is down for a hunter footjob

Hunter Footjob by Juicy plums October 25, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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