A mystical phenomenon whereupon ingesting food of a seemingly mild and insipid nature, the consumer is received the following day by a most violent and fiery bowel motion. A movement that is most unwelcome and unexpected, and can only be interpreted as a result of sorcery and spirit possession.
“That Nando’s I had yesterday has gone through me with a vengeance, and I only used the Lemon & Herb sauce.”
The most awful audio bitchslapone can be dealt. Usually accompanied by painful stinging laughter coming from the party who just served you BIG TIME.
Hey yo (insert name), I just bitchslapped yo motha! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!
HEY (insert name), I just ran over yo cat with my lawnmowa!!!!! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!
HEY (shotgun fire). I just shot you in the stomach with a shotgun!!!!! (short pause) April Foooos!!!!!