A mystical phenomenon whereupon ingesting food of a seemingly mild and insipid nature, the consumer is received the following day by a most violent and fiery bowel motion. A movement that is most unwelcome and unexpected, and can only be interpreted as a result of sorcery and spirit possession.
“That Nando’s I had yesterday has gone through me with a vengeance, and I only used the Lemon & Herb sauce.”
The most awful audio bitchslap one can be dealt. Usually accompanied by painful stinging laughter coming from the party who just served you BIG TIME.
Hey yo (insert name), I just bitchslapped yo motha! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!
HEY (insert name), I just ran over yo cat with my lawnmowa!!!!! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!
HEY (shotgun fire). I just shot you in the stomach with a shotgun!!!!! (short pause) April Foooos!!!!!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!