A mystical phenomenon whereupon ingesting food of a seemingly mild and insipid nature, the consumer is received the following day by a most violent and fiery bowel motion. A movement that is most unwelcome and unexpected, and can only be interpreted as a result of sorcery and spirit possession.
“That Nando’s I had yesterday has gone through me with a vengeance, and I only used the Lemon & Herb sauce.”
The most awful audio bitchslap one can be dealt. Usually accompanied by painful stinging laughter coming from the party who just served you BIG TIME.
Hey yo (insert name), I just bitchslapped yo motha! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!
HEY (insert name), I just ran over yo cat with my lawnmowa!!!!! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!
HEY (shotgunfire). I just shot you in the stomach with a shotgun!!!!! (short pause) April Foooos!!!!!
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.