When a superattractive or in other words a Peng girl uses a guys back for her footstool.
Guy 1: Did you see the photo of Joanne and the guy, she was resting her legs on his back?
Guy 2: Yes I did, she looked stunning, I believe she created a Peng Footstool!
The most awful audio bitchslap one can be dealt. Usually accompanied by painful stinging laughter coming from the party who just served you BIG TIME.
Hey yo (insert name), I just bitchslapped yo motha! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!
HEY (insert name), I just ran over yo cat with my lawnmowa!!!!! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!
HEY (shotgun fire). I just shot you in the stomach with a shotgun!!!!! (short pause) April Foooos!!!!!
Texting (or emailing) another co-worker during a meeting when you are both at the meeting table, about weasely things you're too embarrassed to ask for out loud like a real man.
At work, in a meeting, Alan sends text footsie: Hey Mandy, you look great today. Can you send me that link to that thing I have to present next?? THX!!