Footos

The Foo Fighter's version of Mentos, as seen in the music video, "Big Me"

"Footos would be fucking awesome to buy"

by Oeltjens January 31, 2010

Peng Footstool

When a super attractive or in other words a Peng girl uses a guys back for her footstool.

Guy 1: Did you see the photo of Joanne and the guy, she was resting her legs on his back?
Guy 2: Yes I did, she looked stunning, I believe she created a Peng Footstool!

by anonymous November 15, 2020

April Foooos

The most awful audio bitchslap one can be dealt. Usually accompanied by painful stinging laughter coming from the party who just served you BIG TIME.

Hey yo (insert name), I just bitchslapped yo motha! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!!!!!!
HEY (insert name), I just ran over yo cat with my lawnmowa!!!!! (short pause) APRA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!!!
HEY (shotgun fire). I just shot you in the stomach with a shotgun!!!!! (short pause) April Foooos!!!!!

by JohnnyOSkoo December 14, 2008

heard footsteps

This is a phenomenon in which a player focuses on what his opponents are doing instead of what he is supposed to do.

The receiver dropped the ball because he heard footsteps!

by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2021

text footsie

Texting (or emailing) another co-worker during a meeting when you are both at the meeting table, about weasely things you're too embarrassed to ask for out loud like a real man.

At work, in a meeting, Alan sends text footsie: Hey Mandy, you look great today. Can you send me that link to that thing I have to present next?? THX!!

by OttoPup January 8, 2014

Footsie

As in Playing footsie (under the table)

The act of flirting in which one secretly touches the feet or legs of another with one's own, as under a table.

Have you been playing footsie with me under the table during dinner?

by George April 22, 2004

Fucking in my footsteps

When an individual proceeds to sleep with every individual you have fucked.

Can you believe this bitch is fucking in my footsteps?

by CScam May 1, 2011