9 definitions by Oeltjens
Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)
"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."
by Oeltjens January 31, 2010
When you are about to score with someone and you fuck yourself by saying, "I think we should think about this" or "We are rushing into this too fast" Way to go dumbass!
"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."
by Oeltjens January 31, 2010
"Footos would be fucking awesome to buy"
by Oeltjens January 31, 2010
A preppy girl who dates almost everybody and the school. She goes out with someone for a couple of weeks and breaks up with them. Mainly, they are easy to fuck around with but they fuck you at the end.
"I dont know why Jonny is dating Jassidy, all she is preppy leftovers and she will probably break up with him tomorrow"
by Oeltjens January 31, 2010
by Oeltjens February 1, 2010
When a guy rubs skeet on a girls upper lip and then puts his pubes on her upper lip to make a pubic mustache. (huge turnoff)
by Oeltjens January 31, 2010
by Oeltjens January 31, 2010