foodsturbation
The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.
foodsturbation by Rob D January 29, 2005
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Footsturbation
v. the stimulation of one's feet and/or lower legs causing either intentional or unintentional arousal or other pleasure. The stimulation may involve hands, fingers and everyday objects such as loofa.
Footsturbation by Wendellian1 May 25, 2018
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Foodstration
Coming from "Food" and "Frustration" - When you're frustrated because someone ate junkfood near you and now you also want junkfood but can't eat any at the moment for whatever reason.
There was someone eating fries on the train when I was on my way to school. I still feel the foodstration from it!
Foodstration by Yaboii366 January 11, 2024
I mean I guess bro
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026
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abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.