foodsturbation

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

by Rob D January 29, 2005

Footsturbation

v. the stimulation of one's feet and/or lower legs causing either intentional or unintentional arousal or other pleasure. The stimulation may involve hands, fingers and everyday objects such as loofa.

"I was just at Peony Spa getting some intense footsturbation during my pedicure!"

by Wendellian1 May 25, 2018

Foodstration

Coming from "Food" and "Frustration" - When you're frustrated because someone ate junkfood near you and now you also want junkfood but can't eat any at the moment for whatever reason.

There was someone eating fries on the train when I was on my way to school. I still feel the foodstration from it!

by Yaboii366 January 11, 2024