Fooderbate

Eating something boring and fantasizing that it is actually something good. similar to masturbating but involving food and non-sexual

Last night I wanted Pizza so bad but I was broke and only had a loaf of bread so I fooderbated about Pizza while I ate boring toast.

I fooderbate about lobster all the time.

Fooderbate by Canucks Fan April 3, 2006

fooderbate

To fantasize about good food while eating crappy food. Similar to masturbating in that you are fantasizing.

"Did you see that Dominos Pizza commercial? Ooooooh I want Pizza now. Too bad I am broke. I guess I will eat toast and fooderbate about Pizza."

fooderbate by Canucklehead April 20, 2006

Foodurbating 

When you're eating one kind of food, possibly a less appealing one, and pretending it's another type of food that tastes better.

I was eating these disgusting and stale oreos because there wasn't anything else to eat last night, so i started foodurbating and pretended it was steak.

Foodurbating by Edgar Allan Snyder September 3, 2010

footerbation 

when a girl on boy or boy on boy rubs his or her feet angainst a penis

dude jenny gave me footerbation last night she was rubbing it so hard!,God i love footerbation the feeling is awesome, I got footerbationed so hard last night she was touching me so much,footerbation is awesome it strocks it alot,Oh yeah yeah yeah footerbation me harder harder.I herd those two gay guys gave themselves footerbation.

footerbation by Jackulate January 18, 2008

Fonterbate 

To "get off" on attacking and harassing someone in a chat room. To e-mail or to continuously "snert" someone in a chat room. Masturbating to the word's on a computer screen.

He sure loves to attack people who disagree with him in the chatroom. I bet he "fonterbate's" to it while he attacks them.

Fonterbate by Rifco March 24, 2009

Foodrated 

Foodrated. Pronounced foo drated. It’s the state of having enough (or more than enough) food in your system.

In a sentence: “I’m eating snacks while dinner is cooking bc I want be assured that I’m well foodrated.

Foodrated by D*Angel December 6, 2022

footurbate 

The act of rubbing your own feet.

My feet are killing me. I'm going to have to footurbate.

footurbate by Jim McMaster November 1, 2007