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Fratsterbater 

A person who gives a frat boy a hand job in public.
We walked in and caught the Fratsterbater at it again.
Fratsterbater by Krusty Sock February 28, 2013

Foodsterbate

The act of masturbating while eating, in order to achieve maximum pleasure in at least two of your god given holes.
"The only way this Chinese buffet could get any better is if I could handle chopsticks and foodsterbate at the same time."
Foodsterbate by CaLeOKO January 9, 2014

Footsturbation 

v. the stimulation of one's feet and/or lower legs causing either intentional or unintentional arousal or other pleasure. The stimulation may involve hands, fingers and everyday objects such as loofa.
"I was just at Peony Spa getting some intense footsturbation during my pedicure!"

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026