Fontaine 

adjective - American, but possessing the positive qualities of some other nations while retaining few, if any, negative qualities.
Essentially nationally androgynous.

I ain't just regular American, I'm Fontaine, bitch.

Fontaine by Santokucrusader August 3, 2008

Fontaine 

The world's sexiest man. Can do lots of hot voice impressions and accents.

" have you heard of that Fontaine guy? "
" yeah, didn't he die? "

Fontaine by leaanastasia October 14, 2018

Fontaine 

Fontaine is just a fancy French word for fountain or spring, if you meet anyone who says it, think again about dating them or even being friends with them.

Girl 1: how was Fontaine
Girl 2: I don’t think we can be friends anymore
Girl 1: what?

Fontaine by Fox glove flowers bloom November 22, 2022

Darius Fontaine 

Grand Theft Auto:San Andreas
A commercial on the radio comes on with Darius Fontaine talking about facing your fears.
There is a myth about him that says "Darius Fontaine once made a man jump off a cliff, killing himself in the process."
Clues about this is found on the station "WCTR".

Lazlo to Darius-"Ah, Darius Fontaine! Look, I told you to leave me alone!"
also
"The Wild Traveler"
in a later conversation
-"Why am i here?"
-"I don't know. Why are you there? Where are you?"
"I'm on a cliff in verdant Bluffs. I wanna jump."
-"Oh, lonesome place. I'd jump if i were you." Etc.

Darius Fontaine by green-poo August 19, 2009

to Fontaine 

v. to act so homosexual that it\'s &%$#ing ridiculous, but remaining completely and totally heterosexual.

1. While your friend randomly humps a sexy german boy you say,\"WTF!! That kid has been doing way to much Fontaineing lately.\"

2. Why do you two straight boys Fontaine so much?? Stop licking each other\'s nipples.

to Fontaine by Caleman and the Fontainer April 26, 2005

Richmond Fontaine 

Greatly underrated alt-country band from Portland, Oregon. Led by singer, songwriter and author Willy Vlautin, and performing thought-provoking ballads about life around the mexican border.

'Have you heard the Richmond Fontaine song "Westward Ho"? It's amazing!'

'I don't even know who you are, now get out of my living room before i call the cops.'

Richmond Fontaine by Indie Nerd February 24, 2010

Pretty Ricky Fontaine 

Is a guy named Ryan that attends the University of North Carolina at Pembroke!
His good looks and charm have all the ladies swooning over him and the guys want to be him. Don’t let the good looks fool you, Pretty Ricky Fontaine is also wicked smart! He stands about 6’ 4”, bout 250 and in great shape from wrestling.

Kody: Brad have you seen Ryan today?
Brad: I haven’t seen him yet.
Tysheick: Y’all talking bout Pretty Ricky Fontaine, he’s on his way.
Hallie: Hmmm, Pretty Ricky Fontaine, I’d like to climb that mountain!!!

Pretty Ricky Fontaine by Burnt Flowers March 7, 2020