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Fondelise 

(V). The act of fondling one's genitals to the extent of which they fall off
Last night, I was with some hella thick bitch. I fondelised the shit out of her.
Fondelise by CancerousWeeaboo October 26, 2016
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Fenderise 

The use of male genitalia to protect the distance between two precious closing objects
James fenderised his cock between the bow of his ride and the stand on vessel
Fenderise by Limbic Candy May 5, 2019
1. Modification of objects usually related to fandoms with no malicious intent e.g. Altering of factual information (Wikipedia pages) or images (posters).
1. "Oh my god, _________'s wiki page was totally fandalised by a bunch of pre-pubescent girls!"

Person 1: I just fandalised a Twilight poster!
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I stuck a photo of my face over Bella Swan's!
Fandalise by Jelly Toast October 31, 2009

Funkelise 

To rob in a cunning way.

To be deeply cunning.

Being sneaky in a manner of approaching things, especially to do with money. To manipulate for one's end.
Good morning! As you go to the market, do not allow anybody to funkelise you.

He funkelised me so much that I've lost hope in love
Funkelise by DollarE September 17, 2018
A random exercising of one's vocal tract to produce an unorthodox sound in order to emphasize an urge, passion, or desire.
If one needed to move through a narrow path, primarily narrowed due to one's girth, a proper sound may be "MMMMMMMM!!"
findeisen by Rishi March 6, 2004

fandelier 

A ceiling fan, usually five-bladed, that incorporates a chandelier, usually with four light fixtures.
Every bedroom in the house has a fandelier, and they use a remote-control for the on-off switch.
fandelier by al-in-chgo January 13, 2014

fondelier 

a man who fondels others without asking
omg hes a fondelier run he'll touch your sack like a bowl full of jelly
fondelier by Tom Richardson September 19, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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