Brian

There's a good chance your name is actually Ryan.

Person 1: My name is Ryan.
Person 2: Did you say Brian?

by CancerousWeeaboo March 16, 2018

Fondelise

(V). The act of fondling one's genitals to the extent of which they fall off

Last night, I was with some hella thick bitch. I fondelised the shit out of her.

by CancerousWeeaboo October 26, 2016