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Foidle

foidle is an amusing word.
that's a foidle my friend.
by ej. December 16, 2010
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FondleFood

This term refers to any food that is excessively handled during preparation:

- Those clever, fruit things made to look like flower arrangements.
- Expensive, frilly, restaurant creations where artful presentation exceeds flavor.
- High-end coffee featuring floating artwork.
Hey Chef, you know, that dish of foo-foo is drop-dead gorgeous and all....but I'm getting a little hungry over here!!
Honey!!! Someone sent us a basket of FondleFood.....Would you like a peeled grape??? Ahhhh....thanks, but nope.
Mr Barista.....enough with the romance!! It's coffee and cream, not Marilyn Monroe...
by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) September 4, 2017
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Fondleslab

Any portable touch screen device beloved by it's user and incessantly fondled in public.
The mac fanboi drooled as he pawed at his latest fondleslab.
by Chris6502 October 22, 2010
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pre-fondler

One who has no yet fondled; an awkward teenage syndrome which occurs before the boobies have been touched. Typically characterized by overexcitement, eagerness, and pre-mature....happiness.

Pre-fondlers typically awkwardly creep on women and have heinous dance moves. They are alarmed and overeager when a female of any age, race, or physical stature shows them any attention and tend to brag about it.
Matt tries to act suave, but watching him around women....definitely a pre-fondler. Look at him laughing at everything Jessica says!
by dubhead89 April 20, 2010
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foiler

A pipe made from aluminum foil bowl for smoking of tobacco or marijuana.
I couldn't find a new pipe, so i just made a foiler myself.
by angrymofo1 February 6, 2006
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fondle the mailman

Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.
Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.
by walkingxdisaster October 25, 2012
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Fondle the rondle

At home late at night, a male and female are watching a movie.

The male says - "If you want to, you can fondle the rondle"
The female says- "OK, that sounds like fun. Let's get horny"
by JUMJUMS October 29, 2011
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