Fofete

*When something is non impressive, boring, very difficult, convoluted or a let down.

*Cuando algo no impresiona, es aburrido, muy difícil, complejo o una decepción.

*This is a fofete.

*Esto es un fofete.

Fofete by DeeJayR September 6, 2021

foretext

The flirting that takes place between two people via cell phone text mode prior to sex. "Foreplay plus Texting".

My Summer Fling just foretexted me! "Its been long overdue. Do u want marathon style? C U 2nite."

foretext by Chicken and Red-Eye January 11, 2008

Foreternifinityever

a unit of time, equivalent to approximately 7 forevers.

Aaron and Kait are in true love that will last Foreternifinityever

Foreternifinityever by aarow September 10, 2010

foreteen 

A power couple name for the most annoying romance on television. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley and Eric Foreman.
*Shudder*

Person 1: I remember when House was good.
Person 2: Yes. Before Foreteen killed it.

foreteen by HennaRantingMorrow May 5, 2009

Foreteen 

The word for the supposed "romance" between Eric Foreman and Remy "Thirteen" Hadley on TV's once critically-acclaimed drama House MD.

This couple is renowned for having absolutely no chemistry whatsoever, and for stealing the screentime of couples with actual potential (hameron!). Questions have been raised as to whether they are actual human beings, as they seem to have no emotions. Thankfully, they broke up as of season 6, but not before destroying a large part of House MD's integrity.

Also referred to as "Boreteen" and "Snoreteen" for reasons mentioned above.

Foreteen makes me want to kill myself. Who knew one kiss could be so wrong.

House is a snoozefest since Snoreteen.

House, Cameron, and Chase should just kill Foreteen so they can continue on their hot love triangle.

Foreteen by EmzDo April 14, 2010

Foyeted 

To have your wife brutally murdered over the phone, while you listen helplessly.

Agent 1: Did you hear Hotch's wife died?
Agent 2: Yeah he got Foyeted pretty bad.

Foyeted by TheGingerReaper December 2, 2011

foften 

A description combining the two words - fond and often.

I had such a great time the other night, I will remember it foften.

foften by Julian Hine February 9, 2006