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Jocktober 

During October, an Opie & Anthony radio event that plays samples of horrible morning show radio bits. Usually showcasing the use of a "hole". Also used to see if any of the hosts are probably "half a Fez".
The "We're Two Guys" bit is one of the most popular Jocktober bits on Opie & Anthony's show on Satellite Radio. Sirius 206, XM 105 6am Eastern time, Mon-Fri.
Jocktober by sesmith70 November 13, 2011

Locktober 

When typically men put on chastity cages on for the entire month of October.
I’m going to be so horny at the end of Locktober.
Locktober by Kinggold63 October 3, 2018

Fucktober 

Fucktober is a time to celebrate sexual promiscuity, for the month of October, it doesn’t matter if you’re at work, shopping, at the cinema, out at a bar, a restaurant, at home, or even walking the dog, hook-up and have sex with as many random strangers as you can.

If you have a partner, why not enjoy some threesomes, some gangbanging, or even some orgies.
I can't wait for Fucktober this year, me and my partner are going to have so much fun.
Fucktober by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 19, 2023

Fucktober 

The 10th month of the fucking year.

This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”
Yay! It’s Fucktober! Can’t wait to get laid in a scary way!
Fucktober by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019

Cocktoberfest

A party lacking vaginas. All sausage, no bun. A gathering of mostly males.
Octoberfest is known for a festival of sausages.

aka "Sausage Party" or "Weinerfest"
"This party is such a cocktoberfest, all sausage, no bun"
Cocktoberfest by Pete Za October 11, 2003

cocktober 

⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN 🎃🕸HOES 😚💅ITS TIME TO GET 👻 SPOOKY SPOOKY👻☠️YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉PUSSY 😽AND 🙅DONT 🙅 ♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO SUCK SOME 💏DRACULA 💉DICK 🍆💦 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑 COSTUMES AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀👅💦BEGGING FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 IMMA ☠️SPOOKY 👻🍑SLUT🌮 I'M 👁PREPARED 💁🏼AND READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED🍆DICK🌽 MY LEGS ARE OPEN FOR TREATING🍭🍭🍭
Ashley: you ready for cocktober? get your freaky freaky on!
Ella: what's cocktober?
Asheley: omg ella you are such a virgin.
cocktober by moonlightbizzle October 4, 2018