Foached

To ruin or to botch something so perfect .

Ayo bitch .. why you cheat on me doe.. you foached up a perfectly good relationship !!

by Man cheetah November 6, 2018

Fached

Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.

“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”

by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019

froached

A method of cooking eggs using equal amounts of water and butter in a frying pan, halfway between frying and poaching.

"Would you like a couple of froached eggs on toast?"

"Ooh yes please."

by Mongol1 February 7, 2017

fouched

1. An amalgamation of "fondled on a couch." Taken advantage of or molested whilst occupying a couch, sofa, chaise lounge, or recliner (etc.) Often occurring while the victim is in a lowered state of mind (drugged, sleepy, bored, etc.)

Marcus: I heard Marty got fouched last week.

Roger: Yeah, that's why he hasn't been at school, they sent him to social services.

Marcus: Damn, that's messed up. Right there on the couch?

Roger: Yeah, it was his uncle, he slipped GHB into his soda and fouched him while he was watching Total Recall.

Marcus: Gnarly..."

by Marty MeowMeow April 16, 2011

flached

Term used in the middleware technology space to fire sales people.

"Getting flached" or "to get flached"

by ar77 June 2, 2009

Fochedo

A combination of the words ford, chevy, and dodge. A fochedo is any unnecessarily large vehicle usually a truck or SUV driven by a guy with a fucking fish hook bent over the bill of his No Fear! hat. They usually attach ridiculous accessories to the fochedo including but not limited to:

-Big ass poaching lights on top of the cab

-Chrome smoke stack muffler things that serve no purpose
-a grill guard for slaughtering deer and other vehicles
-lift kit so you need a full sized ladder to get into it

"man I saw this Fochedo try to turn a corner and fall on it's side today"

"awesome"

by Theantiscro May 11, 2014