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To ruin or to botch something so perfect .
Ayo bitch .. why you cheat on me doe.. you foached up a perfectly good relationship !!
Foached by Man cheetah November 6, 2018
Words you can keep
Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.
“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”
Fached by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019
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froached 

A method of cooking eggs using equal amounts of water and butter in a frying pan, halfway between frying and poaching.
"Would you like a couple of froached eggs on toast?"

"Ooh yes please."
froached by Mongol1 February 7, 2017
1. An amalgamation of "fondled on a couch." Taken advantage of or molested whilst occupying a couch, sofa, chaise lounge, or recliner (etc.) Often occurring while the victim is in a lowered state of mind (drugged, sleepy, bored, etc.)
Marcus: I heard Marty got fouched last week.

Roger: Yeah, that's why he hasn't been at school, they sent him to social services.

Marcus: Damn, that's messed up. Right there on the couch?

Roger: Yeah, it was his uncle, he slipped GHB into his soda and fouched him while he was watching Total Recall.

Marcus: Gnarly..."
fouched by Marty MeowMeow April 16, 2011
Term used in the middleware technology space to fire sales people.
"Getting flached" or "to get flached"
flached by ar77 June 2, 2009
A combination of the words ford, chevy, and dodge. A fochedo is any unnecessarily large vehicle usually a truck or SUV driven by a guy with a fucking fish hook bent over the bill of his No Fear! hat. They usually attach ridiculous accessories to the fochedo including but not limited to:

-Big ass poaching lights on top of the cab

-Chrome smoke stack muffler things that serve no purpose
-a grill guard for slaughtering deer and other vehicles
-lift kit so you need a full sized ladder to get into it
"man I saw this Fochedo try to turn a corner and fall on it's side today"

"awesome"
Fochedo by Theantiscro May 11, 2014
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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