1. An amalgamation of "fondled on a couch." Taken advantage of or molested whilst occupying a couch, sofa, chaise lounge, or recliner (etc.) Often occurring while the victim is in a lowered state of mind (drugged, sleepy, bored, etc.)
Marcus: I heard Marty got fouched last week.
Roger: Yeah, that's why he hasn't been at school, they sent him to social services.
Marcus: Damn, that's messed up. Right there on the couch?
Roger: Yeah, it was his uncle, he slipped GHB into his soda and fouched him while he was watching Total Recall.
A combination of the words ford, chevy, and dodge. A fochedo is any unnecessarily large vehicle usually a truck or SUV driven by a guy with a fucking fish hook bent over the bill of his No Fear! hat. They usually attach ridiculous accessories to the fochedo including but not limited to:
-Chrome smoke stack muffler things that serve no purpose
-a grill guard for slaughtering deer and other vehicles
-lift kit so you need a full sized ladder to get into it
"man I saw this Fochedo try to turn a corner and fall on it's sidetoday"
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."