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Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.
“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”
Fached by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019
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froached 

A method of cooking eggs using equal amounts of water and butter in a frying pan, halfway between frying and poaching.
"Would you like a couple of froached eggs on toast?"

"Ooh yes please."
froached by Mongol1 February 7, 2017
1. An amalgamation of "fondled on a couch." Taken advantage of or molested whilst occupying a couch, sofa, chaise lounge, or recliner (etc.) Often occurring while the victim is in a lowered state of mind (drugged, sleepy, bored, etc.)
Marcus: I heard Marty got fouched last week.

Roger: Yeah, that's why he hasn't been at school, they sent him to social services.

Marcus: Damn, that's messed up. Right there on the couch?

Roger: Yeah, it was his uncle, he slipped GHB into his soda and fouched him while he was watching Total Recall.

Marcus: Gnarly..."
fouched by Marty MeowMeow April 16, 2011
Term used in the middleware technology space to fire sales people.
"Getting flached" or "to get flached"
flached by ar77 June 2, 2009
A combination of the words ford, chevy, and dodge. A fochedo is any unnecessarily large vehicle usually a truck or SUV driven by a guy with a fucking fish hook bent over the bill of his No Fear! hat. They usually attach ridiculous accessories to the fochedo including but not limited to:

-Big ass poaching lights on top of the cab

-Chrome smoke stack muffler things that serve no purpose
-a grill guard for slaughtering deer and other vehicles
-lift kit so you need a full sized ladder to get into it
"man I saw this Fochedo try to turn a corner and fall on it's side today"

"awesome"
Fochedo by Theantiscro May 11, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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