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Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.
“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”
Fached by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019
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froached 

A method of cooking eggs using equal amounts of water and butter in a frying pan, halfway between frying and poaching.
"Would you like a couple of froached eggs on toast?"

"Ooh yes please."
froached by Mongol1 February 7, 2017
1. An amalgamation of "fondled on a couch." Taken advantage of or molested whilst occupying a couch, sofa, chaise lounge, or recliner (etc.) Often occurring while the victim is in a lowered state of mind (drugged, sleepy, bored, etc.)
Marcus: I heard Marty got fouched last week.

Roger: Yeah, that's why he hasn't been at school, they sent him to social services.

Marcus: Damn, that's messed up. Right there on the couch?

Roger: Yeah, it was his uncle, he slipped GHB into his soda and fouched him while he was watching Total Recall.

Marcus: Gnarly..."
fouched by Marty MeowMeow April 16, 2011
Term used in the middleware technology space to fire sales people.
"Getting flached" or "to get flached"
flached by ar77 June 2, 2009
A combination of the words ford, chevy, and dodge. A fochedo is any unnecessarily large vehicle usually a truck or SUV driven by a guy with a fucking fish hook bent over the bill of his No Fear! hat. They usually attach ridiculous accessories to the fochedo including but not limited to:

-Big ass poaching lights on top of the cab

-Chrome smoke stack muffler things that serve no purpose
-a grill guard for slaughtering deer and other vehicles
-lift kit so you need a full sized ladder to get into it
"man I saw this Fochedo try to turn a corner and fall on it's side today"

"awesome"
Fochedo by Theantiscro May 11, 2014

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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