1. An amalgamation of "fondled on a couch." Taken advantage of or molested whilst occupying a couch, sofa, chaise lounge, or recliner (etc.) Often occurring while the victim is in a lowered state of mind (drugged, sleepy, bored, etc.)
Marcus: I heard Marty got fouched last week.
Roger: Yeah, that's why he hasn't been at school, they sent him to social services.
Marcus: Damn, that's messed up. Right there on the couch?
Roger: Yeah, it was his uncle, he slipped GHB into his soda and fouched him while he was watching Total Recall.
A combination of the words ford, chevy, and dodge. A fochedo is any unnecessarily large vehicle usually a truck or SUV driven by a guy with a fucking fish hook bent over the bill of his No Fear! hat. They usually attach ridiculous accessories to the fochedo including but not limited to:
-Big ass poaching lights on top of the cab
-Chrome smoke stack muffler things that serve no purpose
-a grill guard for slaughtering deer and other vehicles
-lift kit so you need a full sized ladder to get into it
"man I saw this Fochedo try to turn a corner and fall on it's sidetoday"