fouched

1. An amalgamation of "fondled on a couch." Taken advantage of or molested whilst occupying a couch, sofa, chaise lounge, or recliner (etc.) Often occurring while the victim is in a lowered state of mind (drugged, sleepy, bored, etc.)

Marcus: I heard Marty got fouched last week.

Roger: Yeah, that's why he hasn't been at school, they sent him to social services.

Marcus: Damn, that's messed up. Right there on the couch?

Roger: Yeah, it was his uncle, he slipped GHB into his soda and fouched him while he was watching Total Recall.

Marcus: Gnarly..."

by Marty MeowMeow April 16, 2011

fouchebag

Female version of a male douchebag. Works overtime on her look, makeup, hair, wardrobe, demeanor and virtually every characteristic which would entice males in public. She does this with no intention of hooking up, but rather to feed her insatiable appetite to build self-esteem.

The fouchebag walked through the club directly to the bar. Upon arriving she turned and quickly scanned the room to determine if her appearence generated any hysteria which would eventually land her free drinks.

by Toosh August 1, 2007

Foucher

Someone who ejaculates onto the face of a person/animal and then licks off the semen on their face

Can be used to insult a complete dickhead

-Dude, my neighbour is a total foucher. He fouched my neighbours cat.
-Sick, i want to party with him

by baby are you down July 19, 2010

pink foughed

When you cough and fart so hard at the same time that your anal cavity blows out of your asshole.

One day after Becky's porn shoot getting drilled by the laker team she bent over and pink foughed so hard her ass exploded out her g string.

by Naenae2597 September 15, 2019

Fauched

The act upon which a presentable gentleman, rests thy genitals formally known as the scrote and balls upon thy facial region of the recipient.

Fauci: Prepare to be Fauched.
Shoobert: yes!
*Fauching in progress with some ease*

by xBree May 26, 2021

fouche

foo-shay:
an alcoholic beverage drinken before 5:00 PM; used in context to make a person sound more sophisticated and less of an alcoholic.

I got up at 10:00 AM and made myself a fouche.

by Slim Cracka February 19, 2007

Fouche Grobbelaar

A very interesting person, that’s loves his friends. You can follow him on instagram. @fouchegrobbelaar.

Or Snapchat: fo.fosnaps

“Do you know Fouche Grobbelaar?”

“No, who’s that?”
“I don’t know either.”

by fouchegrobbelaar January 1, 2022