Usually found from wordIRC/word (internet Relay Chat)
A very perverted, possibly young caucasian male, who enjoys making fun of himself, others around him, and almost everything there is to be made fun off.
Below we have a typical FAP (short for FlyingAttackPorcupine) phrase:
(FlyingAttackPorcupine) let em crawl in the asshole, then feel em walking up inside you
If you have a FlyingMuel you will want to keep him close as they are few and far between. Getting close to a FlyingMuel takes time and dedication as they require loyalty and commitment but once you have shown these they will be there for life through thick and thin. FlyingMuel's if left alone go wild and eventually regret their own decision the day after. FlyingMuel's often tend to be shy until you get to know them then they will open up to you and you will be best friends for life